The Onion

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool

The Groom of the Stool (formally styled: "Groom of the King's Close Stool") was the most intimate of an English monarch's courtiers, initially responsible for assisting the king in excretion and hygiene.

The physical intimacy of the role naturally led to his becoming a man in whom much confidence was placed by his royal master and with whom many royal secrets were shared as a matter of course.

The office developed gradually over decades and centuries into one of administration of the royal finances, and under Henry VII, the Groom of the Stool became a powerful official involved in setting national fiscal policy, under the "chamber system".[1][2]

I approve of all this content painting Musk as an invasive little brat who has no boundaries and is desperate to try to buy his way into the cool kids inner circle. Notice me, senpai!

This just in: Manufacturing efforts at the Tesla factory have been diverted to focus on building a bathroom door lock-picking robot.

This just leaves Musk to scratch at the base of the door and wave his fingers around in the gap beneath the door until Donald finally relents, allowing Musk to enter and curl up in the crotch of Donald's pants while he's taking a shit.

feels bad about it after a minute and lets him

Oh he doesn't like being follows into places that are meant to be more private when you're exposed? Wonder what the various women Trump has admitted walking in on thought about his similar behavior?

This needs to be an article series.

Orangetard has enough shit in his pants he doesn't need anymore

well somebody's gotta give him the blumpkin, right?

I cannot wait for what these guys are going to do with infowars.

Who's gonna wipe his butt then?

The First Lady is very needy in this upcoming administration.

I think you made a mistake, this is for satirical pieces.

Nah, Trump poops and texts whenever Elon goes into a K-hole. It's a solid routine. 😆

Brings a new meaning to "Closed door meetings".