Was Beast watching them bone while pretending to read a book? Or is the sound of boning in the distance like white noise that helps him concentrate on what he's reading?
this post was submitted on 25 Nov 2024
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Oh my god I'm an idiot, that's Beast. I thought Wolverine just decapitated Sonic for some reason.
I love your version of the X-Men and their crossovers more
That's some fanfic I wanna read lol
Based on the upvotes, it seems the internet (or this tiny corner of it anyway) thought you were onto something
I didn't confuse Beast with Sonic, but I updated because it's hilarious that someone else did.
I think he has enhanced hearing, so maybe he just got used to it in general?
Why doesn't she say, "it belongs to my teddy bear, look next to the bed!" This has got to be a parody of the cinema trope where characters choose not to give the easy explanation that would solve the problem instantly
Not to mention that wolverines sense of smell would have immediately been able to tell the difference between a teddy bear hair and Beast's hair
Well plot twist: It was Beasts hair.
He had been having an affair with the teddy bear.
Yep he would have been able to smell him outside the window watching too
This shit is exactly why I can't watch "romantic" comedies. Too many of them solely rely on stupid misunderstandings like that.
Here's his chance to explain!
"Mary, wait!
Mary!
Mary!
Mary!
Mary!
Wait!"
She secretly wanted Beast to die, the teddy bear was part of the set up.
It all started when she heard a Joe Rogan podcast that suggested that the anti-mutant government was only going after non-human-looking mutants and that they would bring down the price of eggs by purging them all.
Directed by Michael Bay
Beast seems pretty chill for having recently been decapitated.
"That all ya got, Bub?"
"Ah well, as my mother liked to always say, 'no use losing your head in tough situations'"
or
"To paraphrase the bard Shakespeare, 'To be or not to be, that is the -headed'" then wryly chuckles as his life fades
She seems more annoyed than shocked that Wolverine just killed Beast, which also means this happens quite frequently.
He's a mutant. Maybe it grows back in a second.
Too bad there isn't some manual explaining all superpowers that will be shipped with you.
If it was the cheating case then don't you think he should have beheaded her too? She's equally responsible for such an act.
That's a bit too fair and progressive for a hothead like Logan
Logan should've veen able to smell the hair.
That's gonna be an awkward team scrum
So embarrassing
based.
Pedo Wolverine