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[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 118 points 7 months ago (21 children)

I don't understand why people are making it such a big deal. Jesus died, yes, but he has risen from the dead after a few days. So basically he only died for a weekend, for the human race. "Oh what a brave man! He gave up his weekend!" There are other people who did much more for the human race, like Fritz Haber for example. Also, necromancy isn't allowed according to the bible, so zombie Jesus broke the rules.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 33 points 7 months ago (2 children)

zombie Jesus broke the rules

Even living Jesus broke the rules. According to the ~~fanfic~~ gospel of John, Lazarus was dead for four days before Jesus resurrected him. It's where the line "Jesus wept" comes from.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The entire bible if filled with contradicting stories, with incest, child abuse and murder. Nice book as reference for a better life 👌

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 33 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Realistically, the Bible is a compilation of cherry-picked stories ranging from historical fiction to high fantasy, written by dudes who weren't alive at the time, in a language nobody speaks anymore, translated a dozen times, losing important historical and grammatical context each time, with parts added/removed/rewritten at the ruling political and religious leaders' fancy. I want to read the version where a Bethlehem resident wanted to confirm Mary's post-natal virginity by hand, but the pope won't let me.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

Damn. It isn't dope the pope said nope.

Also, the book is interpreted the way people want to interpret as an excuse to support their bad behavior. It's veeeeeery convenient there are so many versions out there, as a result of loose translations and copying by hand by monks for several hundred years. Just pick the version you like the most and you're free to abuse kids and be a racist homophobe transphobe piece of shit.

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[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Fritz Haber for example

I mean....... Haber isn't exactly a giant of morality and ethics. He did invent most of the chemical weapons utilized in WW1, and expressly defended their use as weapons.

[–] phobiac@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (3 children)

He tried to kill people and ended up helping feed the world, then he tried to feed people and ended up helping the Holocaust. The guy is a fascinating historical figure but definitely a was a monster.

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[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Jesus wasn't a zombie, Jesus was a lich.

Edit: found the pic!

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I’m kinda bummed out about necromancy though :/

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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 88 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Its the post nut clarity...

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 41 points 7 months ago

TBH I can imagine people sent him to watch the passion as a result of the aforementioned post lol.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 86 points 7 months ago (7 children)

There's a significant amount of rape in the BIble. And a lot of it is condoned.

Nowhere in the Bible does it say sex slavery is a bad thing. But it sure does like talking about how all of those divine kings had concubines.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 116 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 10 points 7 months ago

It would be disrespectful to stop at this point.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

Now I get why the incels are excited with the ultraconservative agenda.

They say "biblical values" and incels hear "free rape."

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

"blasting rope" the synonyms for masterbation continues to grow longer

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[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 56 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Oh noooo, he suffered a few days and then got to hang out with his dad in heaven for eternity and be worshipped by billions of people. What a sacrifice!

[–] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 16 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Idk man I don't think I would be okay with being nailed to a cross even if i knew it meant living in heaven for eternity

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (3 children)

It happened to a huge amount of people. The Romans crucified so many people, it was so common place, that they didn't even bother to write down how they did it. All I'm saying is, it wasn't a unique form of suffering that was particularly difficult to Jesus vs thousands of other people in history. If the difficulty of the death was the measure, he didn't go that far out of his way.

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[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Fair enough, but I also don't think that we should consider a few days of suffering for an eternity of basically being god much of a sacrifice.

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[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My take: death was preferable to living in the world his dad controled.

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[–] ddplf@szmer.info 55 points 7 months ago (7 children)

I'm a Christian myself, but I swear - zealous or ostentatious Christians are some of the meanest, nasties and most awful people I know.

Coming from deeply catholic region, I know lots of such people. They will judge you for not being like them, they will absolutely try to convert you, and they are definitely the most hateful and straight out ignorant people I ever met.

I don't blame the religion though, because these people are obviously not following Jesus, but rather the spiteful catholic church.

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"There's no hate like christian love."

How do you reconcile being a good person, with respecting other people's beliefs, and not trying to convert people?

By your own system of belief, your inaction allows evil to reign.

I absolutely do blame religion for some the worst behaviours exhibited by believers, as it puts them in an impossible position.

If a genuine believer loves a non-believer, how can they be a good person within their own world view, if they do not try to save them?

But if they do try to save them, they will fail to be good person in the world view of the person they are trying to save.

You can't do both, and as far as I can tell, most religions work this way.

To treat people with real respect believers universally have to engage in some of the most precarious double-think I can imagine.

It isn't fair to anyone that you have to "suspend your disbelief" for reality the way we do for fiction, just to come across as a reasonable person.

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[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 52 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Jesus died so we could have bread. He is risen!

Also, rape porn is very much in keeping with biblical values.

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 11 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I would thank Jesus for bread, but didn't we have the stuff figured out quite a while before he showed up?

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[–] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Lot would be so proud he’d throw you a daughter🥲

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Throwing your daughter out to save your traveling guest's ass from being raped is also an option.

^Judges^ ^19^ ^for^ ^the^ ^curious^

[–] StopTouchingYourPhone@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Telling everyone the reason both your daughters are pregnant with your babies is because they got you drunk, or that girls shouldn't get too huffy if it's their own brother that raped them - also options.

Genesis 19:30-38 and 2 Samuel 13:20-22

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[–] peto@lemm.ee 52 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He died so you can sin. Would be a waste of a good blood sacrifice to live a pure life if your god is just handing out grace.

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[–] bunchberry@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Not surprising as much of online conservatism these days is just gooning. They're all porn addicts who cry about the wokes taking away their softcore porn from their video games.

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[–] Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The christian tradwife fetish is just about a free use full time submissive with a twee aesthetic, so I'm not that surprised

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Go peruse the old testament and realize ypu would get demonitized for reading it aloud on youtube.

Pervertus inceptus romanus

[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

How selfish is it to be happy somebody saw no other option but to suicide to save everybody else?

Jhon jumped on the granade and saved all of us, but we should not cry for him, we should be happy because his sacrifice meant we all survived!

The most basic shit fly off the window when it comes to Jesus.

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 11 points 7 months ago

Sir this is a Wendy's

[–] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yes, that's what jesus died for.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This and blasting rope to waluigi hentai.

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