I'm going to need a really, /really/ small violin.
this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2024
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But God needs more money! C'mon everybody chip in, he needs his moneeeey!
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I am an agnostic so my opinion might not be worth anything to Christians (or Catholics specifically), but I don't really see the point in organized church structures. If you believe in God, support his ideals, why do you need to go to church anyway, or at least why would you want your local church support some big hierarchy (often with controversial opinions or actions) for your money?
Same reason people go to comicons or music concerts or protests. People just want to be with others who believe in and like the same things as they do. It's a pretty simple and basic human behavior.
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Even if this is true, 2025 is a jubilee year. There will be so many pilgrims to the Vatican and donations would skyrocket
The Pope should just issue a Papal Bull that God has forgiven the Vatican's debts. And their creditors won't be able to argue, as he's literally infallible.
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something about rich man in the kingdom of heaven right?
They might need to auction off one of those reptilian skeletons they have in the secret basement.
Could this really be? After nearly two thousands years of Catholic Church they are finally brought to their knees.
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Sell some of that gold they've bought and or stolen in the last millenia or two.
I'm sure God will save them .... by wiring them a few billion dollars
Thoughts and prayers.
Wait, nope, fresh out.
Nawww poor little pedophiles.
Can all the nations they stole artifacts and trinkets from get them back when they declare bankruptcy? /s
Why is there a sarcasm? It's a legit question.
It's probably asked sarcastically because they know it would never happen.
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lol
Bootstraps bitches. Pull em up!
Are you sure it's not because you've had to pay billions of dollars in settlements for priests raping children?
Are you sure that's not why?
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