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FEMA Administrator Resigns After Accidentally Playing Porn On Emergency Alert System (theonion.com)

submitted 6 months ago by TachyonTele@lemm.ee to c/theonion@midwest.social

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“This morning at 11:21 a.m. EDT, I opened up a pornographic video on my laptop, pressed play, and, instead of sending the audio to my headphones, broadcast it via our national public warning system to over 340 million Americans,” said Gilroy

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[–] darvocet 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ugh i ate it.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I knew when I read "340 million Americans" because I didn't get the alert.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

I was tempted to not include that. But I felt the title was a good enough gotchya.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 months ago

Its a joke now, but I feel it will be reality in Trumps America. But with no resigning afterwards.