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Edit: Because it apparently needs to be clarified, by β€œreal shit” I mean serious issue. πŸ™ƒ

Your concerns are touching, but my bowel movements have been regular.

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[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 58 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I am currently on the toilet as I type this comment making 2025 a brown year to start

[–] timeisart@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I read your comment currently sitting on the toilet

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

May it be a brown year for us all!

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago

Amen brother, I'll piss to that

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Hello fellow shitters

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 months ago

First shit of the year for me πŸ‘

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 34 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I've still not taken my first shit of 2024

[–] coaxil@lemm.ee 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

You been constipated for a full year? I'm no doc, but I think that might be a go see the doctor time. ;p

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't know man, seems like he is full of shit

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Either way they’re full of shit.

Holding your poop in WC 2024

[–] PixellatedDave@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I am 3 out. Feels good man.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Whoever made this gif is a genius

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just wished they used more pixels

[–] Willy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

and more than 256 colors

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

best doctor imho

[–] jim3692@discuss.online 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I got pooped by a bird just 5 hours after 2025 came

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

Must have been a big bird to poop a live human.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Lines are drawn, the players against the line, now we find out who is man... and who is dead.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Anyone have a bingo card ready?

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Mine are all different levels of ''now women have to report their period to the government'' ''now I have to have a special seperate ID white people don't have to or I'll be stripped of my citizenship and deported to a county I'm not from and have never been to'' and ''now police use robot dogs to plant evidence''

[–] Matombo@feddit.org 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Elon musk now fucking up european politics too?

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They've been fuckin themselves up for years. He's just now in a position to really "insert" himself.

[–] Matombo@feddit.org 1 points 4 months ago

fair point, thanks lindner

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Cybertruck explosion in front of Trump’s Las Vegas building, allegedly killing driver.

Gunman drives truck into crowd celebrating in New Orleans, killing and injuring many.

10 killed in mass shooting in Montenegro.

12 more killed by Israeli air strike in Gaza, including kids.

Puerto Rico lost their power grid.

US drug makers are going to price hike over 250 different drugs.

Pick which ones are serious enough for you.

[–] Rubisco@slrpnk.net 8 points 4 months ago
[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

No pixels were ~~used~~ harmed in the production of this gif

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

loads faster

[–] Zementid@feddit.nl 5 points 4 months ago

Last year it was that train derailment with a chemical catastrophe "like chemical Chernobyl"... or was this 2023???

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 months ago

world falls to pieces

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Remember the Australian wildfires? That was some real shit from 2020.

Glad nothing else happened that year.