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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 109 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

Never been in a threesome but I'm lucky enough to have friends to have been involved in such arrangements.

On the words of a very good friend and sexually experienced woman: if the women are not the slightest interested in being with each other, there is a 90% failure chance.

MMF trios are easier to manage. Yes, men are basic amd as long as they can put their thingy inside a hole, everything is fine. Some guys will use the woman in the trio as an excuse to "feel" bisexual territory. Others will see the other as a competitor and up their game. Usually, the woman reaps the bounty.

FFM trios are trickier. If the women are in to some bisexual interaction, it can smooth things over. If not, the guy really has to go the extra mile to be available for both and deliver. And even then, the probability to let one or all parts feeling unsatisfied is very high.

Last but not least: can't say if Buttercup is playing dirty or just being kinky but... damn.

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 66 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I believe in FFF threesome supremacy

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago (3 children)

There's a very relevant scene from the show Scrubs, but unfortunately my memory of it is vague and googling what I remember is just returning nurse themed porn.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not entirely inaccurate depiction of Scrubs.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Here I thought that if I received a response, it would be challenging my correlation of "unfortunate" and "nurse themed porn."

I am pleasantly surprised by this departure from my expectations. Sort of.

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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 months ago

Hey, if it floats your boat... great!

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, when it's just a case of 3 people who all want to fuck both of the others, it's kinda hard to go wrong.

Though it also works best if at least 2 of the participants are active lovers. Two starfishes would be more like the one person takes turns fucking the others. Three starfishes would probably just end up being a threesome agreed upon that never ends up happening.

At least one person needs to be bold enough to make a move.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Three starfishes just lie on the bed, slowly moving mere inches per hour

Hot.

[–] alx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 months ago (6 children)

You might be terminally straight. I’m so sorry

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Don't want to be that guy, but it does seem kind of wrong to be OK with generalizing straight people in this way, while I would (rightfully) get banned if I made a similar generalization here about queer people.

Since when does being straight mean you're bad at sex? I imagine the % of straight people who suck at sex is higher, but that's just because queer people are more sexually adventurous in general.

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[–] dgbbad@lemmy.zip 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 months ago (4 children)

You're right.

Buttercup was the green one, right?

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[–] Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

MMF trios are easier to manage.

Ah yes, 'round here we call that 3 the hardway

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Me In a Threesome Not Knowing What To Do

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Honestly it's not a bad tactic. Just watch and rizz up the other two. Tell them what they're doing is hot and that it gets you off.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Whoa. Nice user icon.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Autistic people even do that in monogamous relationships.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

this assumes making your partner happy isn't a special interest

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Some people want to be bitten (bite fetish is kind of common with autistic people), so that can be a way too.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

haha wow that sounds weird, haha who would be into that? haha i certainly wouldn't be haha

[–] NoFun4You@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You must not be autistic lol

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

you must be autistic because that was an excessively signalled joke about me very much being into biting and mouth stuff, presumably due to my recently diagnosed autism.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I generally take turns or look for what I can do to help

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 33 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'm just imagining you coaching them on sex

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 points 6 months ago

GO GOO FINISH HARD! ONE MORE REP!

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[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

That's why I always take the middle spot.

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