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Feel like it would make for a funny ass playlist. Could see which songs get used the most between chains like Chili's and Applebee's and try to determine what actually is the most commerical bullshit ever

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[–] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

...And a little bit of chicken fried

Cold beer on a Friiiiiiday night

Pair of jeans that fit just right

And the radio oooooooooonnnn

I'm going to die with this shit still swirling around my head

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I guess there's this shrug-outta-hecks

Edit: No idea why this list only covers 2023 Applebee's ads, how fucking specific lol

[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

I know, so confusing. And it's missing entries too. Applebee's current music selection makes me laugh every time it comes on now

[–] terrytec@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There is one Applebee's commercial on rn that I swear is the highest form of commercial "art" Every time t comes on I am in awe of how perfect its form is. It makes me mad I cannot achieve that in anything i will ever create and it was used for a garbage Applebee's commercial and ny brain is rotted from enough commercials to have an opinion on them

[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The only Applebee's commercials I get are wings being thrown around and one of many cheesy songs playing

[–] terrytec@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Exactly, that is the highest form available for an Applebee's commercial.

[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So we're seeing the same ads and having minor crises over them?

[–] terrytec@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Crisis is exactly what I'm having but also a begrudging respect for the craft

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

you gotta break into their headquarters 🤔

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

I know old Applebee's ads used songs by the Cars like they were trying to squeeze the rest of the oil out of an olive.