Contact your doctor if your penis looks like this.
this post was submitted on 23 Jan 2025
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The hammer penis, which is long and thin with a much larger head, has all the makings for a good nailing.
That's what my gym teacher says, at least
DIY was never so sexy!!
Ancient dildo
Let me know if your mom wants it back
HEYO!
If it stays hard for over four hours, you might need to take it to a doctor. How petrifying.
See a doctor
Nah, just needs a gold needle.
(Final Fantasy reference)
Now this is the content I come to the Internet for
Penis? No, it's a, a bicep...
Mildy pizza-cutter
If your penis was 2D, sure.
Mine is 2D.
2” D
That’s not a penis. This is a penis. 8======D
I desperately want that rock
I've got something much smaller and softer that might disappoint you
Username doesn't check out.
Take out the e in mile and that's more realistic
I'll be the judge of that! Dms open ;) lmao
We really never evolved past cavemen, did we?
I honestly really do have a very cavemanesque reaction to rocks... I've got boxes full of em. Lol. But, the habit has occasionally turned out pretty beneficial. I'm in the habit of scanning rocks whenever I see them, and once found a 6 inch long amethyst in a gravel driveway. Somehow 3 years after moving into the house. Guess it was buried and just got uncovered, but pretty cool find.
Correction, the penis you found in Lake Huron has fossilized.
This is petrified dino dong.
A perfectly petrified possibly porous pecker pebble.
And you brought it home for a reason
Don't act so high and mighty
It's a penis rock.
What more reason is needed?
Not judging, but you'd think Lake Huron's penis would be... well, you know...
Wet?
Would.
Hey, a hockey st-COCK-...-ITS GOT BALLS-....corvid.jay.jpg
See if it glows under a black light! You might have scored a yooperlite!
I'll try, but I think Lakeport has been picked clean of Yoooerite
What’s a yooooblite?
Yooperlite. My bad. It's a UV fluorescent sedimentary rock.
They all do
What all what?
I'm going to guess... They all (all rocks from lake Huron) do (look like penises)? I don't agree.
Large ass penis about the size of a tiny ass penis
Ass penis?
Good post
You're probably in violation of multiple laws and treaties right now.
What?
Federal law prohibits taking stones from national lakeshores. And the US/Canada have a treaty about molesting the great lakes, altho I don't know the specifics.
But, Michigan says you can take up to 25lbs per year. So, who knows ¯\(ツ)/¯
Considering I live here, you would be very hard-pressed to find a DNR officer who would enforce anything but the 25 lb rule.