I hope it doesn't Rust
this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2025
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I wouldn't worry about it given that Rust has issues binding to C++.
We all have issues with C++
Yeah, many leaks to expect on this boat.
Their eye doctor's office is called "See Sharp."
Their fishing boat is called Dot Net.
I have a feeling nobody else at the yacht club got anywhere close to understanding the joke.
And at a yacht club, I feel like anyone who does get it, is not going to be someone who can't make a lifelong pacifist throw their first punch.
Ah, C++! I prefer my engineers use GoogleScript at the company I bought out. I feel like Google is the safest bet. Like, one day Apple and Microsoft might stop updating C++, where now everything is Blockchain and AI based, Google will keep its market share and keep supporting g GoogleScript..
(He bought a Java Enterprise Consulting company.)
There's so many friggin nerds sailing that it's ridiculous. Who else makes so much so as to indulge in such a wildly expensive hobby?
Never mind the ultra rich nerdy boat names (Bayseienne, Steve Job's weird thing, the sensible and utilitarian Google barge with all the toys, and Oracle guy's toys, and on and on), there's soooooo many more minor nerd boats with names like "Dream SQL" and etc.
compiler better be good.
also running might be kinda hard.
I'd prefer memory safety, any kind of overflow sounds bad for production.
I'd prefer memory safety, any kind of overflow sounds bad for production.
That's what the bucket is for.
Wait till it Rusts!
sea-word
The most self-aware yacht name.
Nice JavaShip
That's a good one.
Hope there's a sea minus minus somewhere for whomever that was.
and a holy sea
Good for Perl diving, I guess.
Get rid of the sea word
Next time tell the AI to use comic sans.
How can you tell this is AI? I don't see any of the characteristic AI probabilistic blurs, and the reflections & caustics seem right.
I’m just guessing. I could be wrong.
Agree - comic sans would be chef's kiss. (Btw I think this is a great AI usecase.)
That's the second boat, the first one is called plus plus sea.
That's what you get when you add objects to the sea!