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[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 85 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Now that's some proper boomer humor

[–] Onionguy@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

The boomest of humor

[–] Dr_Box@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago

Get it? He decided to be an alcoholic

[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

Okay guys, this is 100% boomer humour, but it's good boomer humour because it's making fun of boomer alcoholics

[–] EvilTwin@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

I quit drinking for good.

Now, I only drink for evil.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I tried that and felt fucking awful, gained like 30 lbs too.

[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Beer will do that to you lol.

Eating lots of veggies won't though, if you do it right. Deep fried potatoes at every meal, that kinda thing, bad time. Kale salads with chili-fried tofu, doing fine.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Magical fruit, always makes me hoot.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Porque no los dos? 😂

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It is the policy of the trump administration that there are only two kingdoms of life

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And yes, due to a technicality, nothing really fits the criteria for one of them.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If biologists were conservatives:

(d) “Animal” means an organism belonging, at conception, to the kingdom that reacts to external stimulus.

(e) “Plant” means an organism belonging, at conception, to the kingdom that does not react to external stimulus.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Plants, and Fungi

[–] OddHops@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Right. It's not an animal or a plant, but "plant-and-fungi-based diet" doesn't have much of a ring to it.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact Most candy and snack cakes are plant based too.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Unless they have gelatin! I was still finding believed snacks that I had no idea used gelatin for years. I gotta find me some mallowcreme pumpkins I can eat

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I once heard its possible to live off beer. Like, just drink beer, lets say 8 per day is roughly 2000 calories, eat a pill for all vitamins and that's it. Probably wont even get drunk if you spread them out. Only thing you'd be missing is protein and fat. Maybe eat a fish once a month.

[–] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

People have been living off beer, bread, and vegetables for thousands of years. That’s the real paleo diet, people.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Yeah but you'll get vitamin B1 deficiency if you go on this diet.

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

The scribbles for leg hair are genius. Respect to the artist