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Baldur's Gate 3

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Baldur’s Gate 3 is a story-rich, party-based RPG set in the universe of Dungeons & Dragons, where your choices shape a tale of fellowship and betrayal, survival and sacrifice, and the lure of absolute power. (Website)

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[–] bstix@feddit.dk 54 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is what Michael Jackson would have looked like today.

[–] IAmTheZeke@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago
[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Yep he was already trying to transition into Diana Ross, so the tits would have been a logical step.

[–] Wermhatswormhat@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think the real question is why is your fighter wearing padded armor hahahaha. You probably re-classed her.

I haven’t gotten this bug, but I wouldn’t mind getting it.

[–] Crow@lemmy.world 66 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I turn all my companions into bards in that play through. It makes the game very entertaining. We are a music group on tour.

[–] Someguy89@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Holy shit, I think I'm playing balders gate wrong. Thanks for the chuckle and the idea! Lol

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

It isn't "balder's" gate unless they're all hairless.

[–] And009@reddthat.com 4 points 2 years ago

Henceforth it shall be known 'Barders gate'

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.one 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Clearly that explains the nudity then... ;)

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

🎶And he walked on down the hall!🎶

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Amazing, I hope you have lots of fun with it. 😋🤣🤣

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Lmao! That's amazing! Everyone singing and beating the shit out of everything, lol

[–] MooseGas@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Why do lizards have nipples?

[–] optissima@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Holy shit though, they do definitely lay eggs... But having nipples indicates milk... So in this universe, gith milk, or gilk, totally exists...

Side note, they probably need wider hips to lay the eggs, given their size and description... They shouldn't all be so lanky.

[–] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago

The whole egg laying thing was a deliberate modification to their species though. It's heavily implied that they used to reproduce like most mammals.

[–] optissima@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Platypuses, also they're modified by mindflayers, so for all we know they were given nipples ...

[–] LeafOnTheWind@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Maybe they have really flexible pelvises

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 4 points 2 years ago

So, a monotreme?

[–] MooseGas@kbin.social 0 points 2 years ago

Maybe we'll get answers in the dlc.

[–] MooseGas@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago

I think they are more like snake-elf hybrids.

[–] espiritu_p@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

I may have to look again this evening, but if I remember correctly, my dragonborn does have nipples too.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I haven't played yet, but this reminds me of early Cyberpunk 2077 lol

[–] stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Oh yeah, it’s a common bug that hs to do with the meshes at whatever exactly they’re using here. Seen it in a bunch of games (usually modded if not always)

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.fmhy.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That might be the result of a mod

[–] s12@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If not, then there should be a mod for that.