The government lacks object permanence. Once they send the letter and it arrives, do NOT return it or the government will remember that you owe taxes for your vulva-scented candle scheme that went tits up because Gwyneth Paltrow, that bitch, stole your idea when you mentioned it in passing at the lip-thinner emporium. Just burn it like your stock of 10,000 candles, and the government will be none the wiser
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Optimistic of them to think there's going to be any IRS employees come April.
The problem solved itself
I forgot to capitalize one letter and I did three years hard time. Always capitalize every letter when doing a "return to sender" to the IRS.
You fool! Capitalize everything except irs. It signals they are not worthy of capitalization and, by extension and though Him, you are not capitulating.
Sorry, I thought this was a totally different thread and replied to you in seriousness.
I need to wake up.
No worries. I hadn't realized I was becoming more fluent in crazy to the point of sounding like a native speaker. Not sure if I'm proud or disappointed in myself for that.
It's only ever about money.
They chirp on about their rights to use roads, services, take things, but never pay for them. As though these things just magically and naturally occur.in the wild.
"I want it all and you're going to pay for it."
I don't think you can "return to sender" something that is addressed to a person who lives there.
A person can't live anywhere, it's a legal fiction.
/s just in case
But what if "stinerman" (all lowercase) lives there, but not "STINERMAN" (all caps)?
The post office won't buy that.
Things not working doesn't seem to stop sovcits from attempting them (and then getting their windows smashed and/or getting arrested).
When someone says ACAB, I point them to the various SovCit arrest videos on YT and their entertainment value.
Some hells, not even demons deserve.
"Pay your taxes!" - IRS
"no u" - sovcit
It wouldn’t go wrong any faster than plugging your ears and yelling “LALALA I CANT HEAR YOU!”
If it's important they send with registered mail. By that point, they are telling you, not asking you.
I think it is in your best interest to read what they are sending so you can at least prepare for what's next.l, such as the inevitable lein on your house, seizure of your bank account, or getting your paycheck withheld.
What does all caps have to do with anything?