Dad Jokes

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Techinally the truth (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 months ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/32766221

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[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What ISO did you use? The top one is a little grainy.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Cereal punishment.

[–] ra1d3n@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Isn't the bottom one the un-cropped image?

[–] Flummoxed@lemmy.today 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The best thing is you are right and the images' titles are also correct! "Crop" as noun means the product of the plant, but the verb "to crop" means to cut down!

[–] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So the image on top shows a crop, while the bottom picture shows a cropped crop.

[–] Flummoxed@lemmy.today 1 points 3 months ago

Yup, the creepy cropped crop has hopefully by now been properly coopted by the coping copper cooperative.

[–] ra1d3n@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Nice

[–] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Genuinely got me. Well done.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago

Well played Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com, well played.