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Doug Ford celebrates majority win by demolishing closest hospital (www.thebeaverton.com)
submitted 3 months ago by Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] rehydrate5503@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Had a nibble on that onion.

Breaking records with that abysmal voter turnout ☹️.

[–] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hey, it's up 1.4% from 2022 😀

No but seriously, wtf man, 45% voter turnout...

[–] rehydrate5503@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

What a sad state of things. Guess the bribe worked.