Idiocracy
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History of the world: part 1
I'm so disappointed there was never a part 2 made. That's one of my all-time favorite movies.
Independence Day. Just run away, alien dudes! The xenophobia isn't worth it!
Office space.
Schindler's List. Humans can be nasty, horrible, utterly evil. It's all too common. But some of us will work to do good. Some of us will push back and do what's right. There is evil in this world, but there is also goodness.
"Contact" for a similar reason. It's a mix of all motivations, along with people's general mistrust of each other.
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Life of Brian, no doubt
The meaning of life too
My autistic ass would have them watch all three Lord of the Rings movies. Y'all need to find a better diplomat than me.
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Idiocracy
Idiocracy.
Real answer though, 2001 a space odyssey.
Idiocracy was honestly my first thought, but they wouldn't have all the cultural nuance required to understand it. Someone else said Don't Look Up, which I think would get through the irrationality a bit better.
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Independence Day.
I'll tell them it was a documentary. Or at least based on a true story.
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Just the entire Cunk on Earth series.
100% factual information about human history.
Independence Day. Tell them it's a documentary.
Idiocracy.
Shocked nobody's mentioned 'Mars Attacks.'
You should show them my latest movie that I can't promote right now.
They would be so confused, it would be hilarious.
Not a movie exactly, creators asked some basic questions and invited people to submit footage from a single day in July 2010. Exciting or mundane, anything.
Itβs really well put together and always gives me a refreshed perspective on my place in the world.
They did it again in 2020, during the pandemic.
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Orgasmo. The '97 one, not the '69 one. ... fuck it, also the '69 one. Make it a double-feature.
Schindler's List
Spaceballs
Obviously the complete Stargate franchise. Humans don't put up with aliens tryin' to pull any shit.
The Gods Must Be Crazy. I think it shows the absurdity of our modern civilization in a lighthearted way.
Arrival I think would be a great choice.
Obviously the greatest documentary ever committed to film: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.
The Invention of Lying
District 9
If I could get away with a miniseries, James Burke's Connections.
Or Cunk on Earth. It's a toss-up.
gremlins 2
Doctor Zhivago. And when they inevitably fall asleep. Iβm jacking that Ufo.
The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) - Literally telling aliens that we will fuck shit up.
Stalker (1979) - You can leave your garbage and we'll think it's treasure.
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000) - Humanity is really just a bunch of idiots, stumbling through everything.
Double Feature: Ender's Game (2013) and Starship Troopers (1997) - then we serve them a sumptuous shellfish tower to discuss their surrender over dinner.
Ender's Game was such a pile of shit (FYI, I love the book) even the anti-grav tag sequence couldn't absolve it. Swap it for District 9 and you're closer to the target - especially with the fookin' prawn dish.
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