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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 89 points 2 months ago (3 children)

That person doesn’t look like they intended this picture to circulate on the internet.

[–] mearce@programming.dev 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What did they intend for this picture, I wondee?

[–] M137@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Wondee!

I feel they didn't intend the picture at all, they found themselves in that situation and their SO, roommate or whatever took it.

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The picture was shared by the person in the picture

I was concerned about that too at first

https://lemm.ee/comment/18622489

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 5 points 2 months ago

That's not the source of the image, this post on reddit is older so it's been circulating since before that, so probably not the person in the photo, but hard to tell with all the soap foam 😅

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 months ago

How can you guys tell? It seems like exactly the kind of thing you'd stage for your gross-out memes insta.

[–] hypna@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You guys are only working on one project at a time?

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 13 points 2 months ago

I'm working on one project at a time.

But what needs to get done right now is a different story.

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 6 points 2 months ago

High priority is a key piece of information here.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sadly it’s usually a shit in the shower situation.

[–] slartibartfast@lemm.ee 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Nothing wrong with the ol’ waffle stomp.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

Said management.

[–] Krik@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How does one use toilet paper in this 'state'?

[–] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 21 points 2 months ago

Just hop back to the shower.

[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

try { useToiletPaper(); }catch(Exception $e){ cussWords($e); rinseHands(); dryHands(); useToiletPaper(); }

Although,

$Shower = new $Shower(); $Shower->washAnus();

may be an acceptable alternative under some circumstances.

[–] JATtho@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

what the actual fuck. 🤮

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee -4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

~~This picture looks like it was taken without permission~~

~~OP please delete the post and report the post where you sourced the image from~~

EDIT:

Found the likely source and it appears to he shared by the person themself

https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1165835421566230&vanity=100044193501452

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

LMAO dude you need to keep up with your memes

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 1 points 2 months ago

That's not the source of the image, this post on reddit from cm0002s screenshot is older so it's been circulating since before that, so probably not the person in the photo, but hard to tell with all the soap foam 😅