he probably wouldn't even die, he'd just spread it to as many people as possible so he can turn it into a global pandemic and kill off the "undesirables"
this post was submitted on 05 Mar 2025
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Like his herpes?
Is that his exwife? What's she even doing on twitter?
She's garbage just like him
One of them, yes.
How an independently successful person like her got knocked up by Elon, I'll never understand.
I think the only other things I know about her was the photo op of her reading The Communist Manifesto after the divorce and her tweeting him to stop being awful one time. Everything seems performative with her when it would be so easy for her to be a sympathetic figure. Well, shitheels attract shitheels.
Money. No deeper than that.
I don't know the ins and outs of their relationship but the impression I got was that they weren't "together" in a traditional sense.
i have this handy applicator that lets you skip that step, point and click, hk makes it.
Rip the 12th chicken :'(
Or failing that, use the eggs to give Elon super high cholesterol.