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[–] amino@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 3 months ago (2 children)

he probably wouldn't even die, he'd just spread it to as many people as possible so he can turn it into a global pandemic and kill off the "undesirables"

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Like his herpes?

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Is that his exwife? What's she even doing on twitter?

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 24 points 3 months ago

She's garbage just like him

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 17 points 3 months ago (3 children)

One of them, yes.

How an independently successful person like her got knocked up by Elon, I'll never understand.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

I think the only other things I know about her was the photo op of her reading The Communist Manifesto after the divorce and her tweeting him to stop being awful one time. Everything seems performative with her when it would be so easy for her to be a sympathetic figure. Well, shitheels attract shitheels.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

Money. No deeper than that.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 3 months ago

I don't know the ins and outs of their relationship but the impression I got was that they weren't "together" in a traditional sense.

[–] Franklin@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i have this handy applicator that lets you skip that step, point and click, hk makes it.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Rip the 12th chicken :'(

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 3 months ago

Or failing that, use the eggs to give Elon super high cholesterol.