Catposting

Dying -- with style.

I think it's pretty obvious in the picture.

I'm biting a dude's neck.

Apparently slipping out of my skin to try to get away. Tiger didn't know that was my distraction skeleton.

I’m dying bro. That’s it, lights out.

Submitting to my cat daddy

Die

First, I will muster up the biggest shit that I can. Then I will frantically scoop out what I can and rub it on all of my meaty surfaces. At least I will feel like I got the tiger a little bit too, since it will be getting my poop taste in their mouth.

Jazz hands.

Screaming and flailing uselessly while I die. I might have the presence of mind to awkwardly punch backwards once or twice. Might.

Tigers are alpha predators for a reason.

I fixed you're post 😤

Starting the process of becoming a cat turd.

Reaching up and petting that kitty... Also thanking them for doing what I'm too afraid to do.

Instruction unclear. Am I the cat or the monkey?

Accept my fate

Biting harder.

Apparently, wait patiently for the next mid terms? 🤦‍♂️

The tiger's bite would probably kill me faster than I would be able to do anything.

Even if my neck doesn't get snapped, the tiger's teeth would most likely dig into vital veins and arteries

Meuw (Last resort try to confound the attacker)

Remind the kitty that we've talked about this.

And no, no second dinner.

i may need some eye bleach, but i am afraid kittens won't do this time

Spray bottle

Wish I was that skeleton?

Guess I'm lunch🤷‍♀️

XP

Well, for starters, not turning my back to the damn cat.

How long does this "situation" last? Is there even time to "do" anything other than think "Fu-"?

nah, I'd win

Biting down harder

Rawr! 🐯