You look like a trash bin fucked a toaster
this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2025
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I thought their kids would have been cuter.
Yes. Ugly inside and out. You got it from your dad.
Not only are you ugly, but your driver is the asshole.
You look like a truck rendered in the Cruisin' USA engine.
The bastard child of a delorean and a countach...but in a good way.
I like the look, but the engineering, cost, reliability but mostly the Nazi; make it a non-option.
You just used two iconic cars to describe a truck. A DeTomaso Pantera is more along the lines of what you're describing.
The Cybertruck is a petulant man-child's fingerpainting in comparison.