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[–] smeg@feddit.uk 111 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Same principle as a former burglar who now installs security systems or a former soldier who now works as a bodyguard. You've got the skills, you just want to use them in a different way!

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 2 months ago

Or even just a programmer that decides not to work for FAANG or whatever the acronym is now, and not use their skills for evil.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

[ Their after hours hobby of illegally breaking into computers and websites ]

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is there any way to break into the field without being paid garbage? Are there part time options somewhere? Freelancing? Something so I can get that delicious xp to support my degree?

[–] png@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 months ago

I'm writing this comment from the restroom at my part time student job at a cybersec-consulting firm so that's definitely one way.

[–] Mikina@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago

I started as part time without any experience durring my college. I was studying gamedev software engineering, but we had one voluntary class about Ethical Hacking.

I just asked my professor if he can reffer me to someone in the field, followed OWASP Web App Testing guide to the letter when testing the interview homework website, and landed the job without much prior experience (I did attend a few CTF competitions, though).

Just following the checklist in OWASP testing guide made my results comparable to, or even better to some of my colleagues, and I've slowly learned the rest (especially internal domain pentesting) from our internal documentation or shadowing seniors during pentests, and simply being interrested in the field, having initiative and looking up new tools and exploits eventually got me to a Red Team Lead role (not a very good RT, though, but it did improve eventually).

The pay was pretty good compared to what's usuall here in Czech, too. I could comfortably pay rent and get by even with part-time, during college.

[–] libra00@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Heh, I came by my abortive (due to disability) cybersecurity career honest - I never really did much hacking, but I built and maintained networks for years and sorta just picked it up. Course it helps that I'd had a couple friends for years before I got into it who had been in the business a long time (one was the network security head for a Tier 2 ISP that covered most of the American Southwest, and the other was on the penetration-testing red team at a US government national laboratory) and liked to talk shop.

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All the security folks I've worked with have seemed like posers who want to be seen as hackers but can do minor ui tricks at best.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Our last cyber security expert just kinda sat back and let the director do all the work and blindly accepted every single recommendation of Fortified...even the stuff that contradicted itself.

[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago

The hand on the kids head is more terrifying than comforting, WTF

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[–] henfredemars 2 points 2 months ago

I’m in this photo and I don’t like it.

[–] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah sorry, but I don't get it. Sorry

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think the message is that many cyber security experts indeed gained their expertise by doing not so legal things when they were younger.

[–] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

i understand that. i dont understand the context of the picture meme. i just dont know the story behind a crouching teacher and a uniformed picture of her or who ever that is.

[–] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

upon further look at the uniformed picture i see feet dangling, im slowly piecing it together.