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[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 115 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cells are basically the self replicating nanobots that sci fi sometimes has as an example of highly advanced technology, but naturally occurring.

[–] NaibofTabr 73 points 3 months ago (4 children)

R&D life cycle... hundreds of millions of years.

The manufacturer takes a really long time to respond to new feature requests, and most of the support tickets are still open.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Plus major patch releases only seem to happen after major events that make old renditions obsolete, if not downright broken and dismantled.

Although new software does have a ton of useless speghetti code.

[–] greenskye@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago

Typical enshittification. Brilliant and amazing technology taken over by private equity and run into the ground

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[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 81 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"wow, cool. Let's see how people interact with these magical creatures"

They are mowed down faster than they can regrow and are replaced with asphalt. Oh.

[–] khapyman@sopuli.xyz 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I do live in a bit of a different part of the globe. It is a losing battle here on side of humans. Trees pop up and every year there are less people around.

I like it here, may it make me a hillbilly on a flat ground or not.

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[–] credo@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

“Burn Them!”

[–] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 58 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from biology.

[–] shrugs@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (5 children)

It's astounding how far simple trial and error has brought us. No need for scrum or agile!

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 5 points 3 months ago

And all it took was eons of mass death.

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[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, this is a really really neat way of looking at nature that I sometimes thought about. Nature is pretty fucking darn technologically advanced

[–] 3laws@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

They have JUST a slight time advantage: over 1.1 billion years. And that's LESS than ¼ of Terra's age.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Went out on a limb for that one.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No reason to bark at them, it has a nice ring to it.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Take a bough.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Imagine aliens that don't have anything like trees.

They'd be so fucking jealous.

Imagine being born on a world made of just mostly slimy grasslands, with bare rock and deserts and a shallow sea full of parasites. And the atmosphere is awful, so running a marathon would be like physically impossible. Actually, besides the dry parts, that kinda sounds like Florida... At least Florida has trees, though. Imagine how shit Florida would be without any trees at all.

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[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 months ago

Self-replicating, solar-powered machines with long life cycles that synthesise carbon dioxide and rainwater into oxygen, sturdy building materials and sometimes edible products, while providing shade, cooling and ground stabilisation.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 20 points 3 months ago

With biodegradeable solar panels, even. And tasty 'fruit' sometimes, too.

[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 months ago

They also look amazing, with a stunning variety of forms and foliage.

[–] gil2455526@lemmy.eco.br 16 points 3 months ago (7 children)

To make it more sci-fi: We have only found such thing in one planet in the whole galaxy, maybe universe.

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well, yeah, because we can't make that yet. If you describe anything in nature we can't make with technology as technology then it sounds like science fiction. That's just tautological!

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Yup. To put it another way, we'd be hard-pressed to replicate all of that with our current non-tree-based technology track, at even a fraction of the same efficiency. Chlorophyll is basically a miracle-molecule that makes all that possible, and we have yet to engineer anything like it.

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[–] FreeHat@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Don’t forget the symbiotic organic filament network used to transmit raw materials and information between units

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

Shrooms fo life yo

[–] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I think this is a missed trope for solarpunkish scifi: manipulating plants to grow anything. Fabric for clothes growing as bark. Tomatoes with pracetamol in them. Flowers depositing certain minerals it picks up from the ground in them. Stuff like this.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The cotton plant, hemp and flax do grow fabric for clothes, and willow bark contains the active ingredient of Aspirin.
Flowers (Fabaceae) can even pick up nitrogen from the air and deposit it into the ground where it acts as fertilizer.

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[–] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Like a factory game but you have to modify plants and animal's with crispr

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago
[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Children of time had a lot of this. One factions technology is mostly based on natural processes. Their most complicated computer systems are ant based if I remember well. Great book.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

So did the Discworld books!

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Life in all its forms is pretty damn amazing. At work while I’m working on my computer shit I am fortunately able to look out the windows at the trees, the birds, the deer, and whatever else wanders by. And even at home we have a bunch of animals.

So much amazing stuff just gets ignored by so many people. That goes for pretty much the entire universe though, not just trees.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 3 months ago

This time of year the flowers and birds are quite active.

[–] sunstoned@lemmus.org 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Is there a term for this kind of sci-fi esque reframing of what we'd otherwise think of as "normal" to highlight how ridiculously cool or weird something is?

Thinking along the lines of Body Ritual Among The Nacirema

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That's fucking great

Edit this reminds me of years ago, I was very bored working my security job on a plaza, I wrote a log entry is this kind of way. Normal public plaza with metal patio furniture and umbrellas.. like an alien landscape

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 months ago

I found the noir one

I closed my eyes as I walked down the ramp, trying to shed the stress that's been building. Routine etched into my body, I'm at one with the world. The curb arrives a step too soon and my whole body clenches, my eyes snap open. I noticed a Cadillac turning around, it's diesel engine revving. I slowed and watched. He edges backwards and forwards too many times. The smell of gas overpowered the almost ever present mildew and moisture. My attention turned to the door. I raised my key to the lock, the resistance familiar and the clicking cathartic. An empty hallway, and another door. A satisfying click. A room. I turn the lights off. The other hallway is as lifeless as the first. I check each door, locked. One washroom clear, the next, spotless. I leave through the door I entered, diesel lingering in the air. I kept my eyes open for the walk up the ramp. I passed two women in a hushed conversation, a quick glance at my uniform and I'm quickly forgotten. The fleeting attention stirs me, a reminder of my solitude. I turn the corner, a gust of icy wind bites into my face and polyurethane coated Kevlar gloves. They aren't right for the weather, being made to handle plate glass and sheet steel. Perfect for grabbing a blade, function over comfort. My eyes scan the lot, probing each corner. Empty. I reach where I began, my least favorite part. Crouching down, vulnerable, a bittersweet click unlocks this door, the latch along the bottom. Exposed to dirt, rain, slush, the lock drags me down to it's level, every day, twice every hour. I'm exposed, just the same as it. The door opens and I straighten, nobody nearby. My gloves slip off and are thrown to the table, I've lost control to habit and routine. The cap comes off the pen and the tip presses to paper. "2134h. Patrolled, no issues."

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

I have to keep reminding myself that effectively our technology is just a loosely-based, extremely primitive, and extremely inefficient mimicry of shit that started happening on its own billions and billions of years ago across the entire universe and perfectly scales from microscopic to galactic levels.

[–] missandry351@lemmings.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Star Trek writers seeing this and making a new movie

[–] XiberKernel@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Replace oxygen with dilithium and introduce a primitive species that safeguards it at conflict with the rolls die cardassians. Throw in some beastie boys for good measure.

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[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You actually see this kind of shit in tech bro spheres where they describe some "new groundbreaking invention" using terms like this when it's something we already have, but they're version is shittier.

Adam Something on Youtube has a saddening amount of videos on this sort of shit.

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 months ago

I was talking to someone the other day who was really gung-ho about carbon capture technology. I listened patiently, and then asked: "You mean like trees?" Which set him off talking about using genetically modified algae for carbon capture, which is a neat idea, I guess, but the impression I got was that there's just no money in planting more trees so he wasn't interested in them.

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[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 5 points 3 months ago

They also have several copies of their genome for redundancy.

[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I had a huge Magnolia tree in my backyard. My backyard is not that big. But after I cut it down, the silence was deafening. It was very sad. The tree was too big for my small yard and it was dropping leaves like crazy. Every other day I had to go pick up like three trash cans of leaves.

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