Centuries after the fact, the vikings are still the best trolls.

So dumb that you couldn't even have imagine it.
Centuries after the fact, the vikings are still the best trolls.

It's a dick move to make fun of the mentally feeble, but god damn. Does his wife have to tell him, "Careful, that soup is hot" at every meal?
Edit:
Although:
"Ow! Pokey! Ow! Pokey! Ow! Pokey!"
"Mrs Vance, what's going on?"
"Oh, JD's in the bathroom applying his eye liner."
Like he would listen to her anyway - she is a woman after all.
I can't believe he married a DEI spouse. He should have married a much more competent white man.
But he would still put the blame on her after burning himself
"Okay, good."
*huge slurp
"Ow!"
JD is why shampoo has instructions and bleach has warnings.
Can't believe I'm defending the guy, but it was a (slightly lame) joke he made when addressing soldiers at the base. It works - you can immediately see he establishes rapport.
Vance is every awful thing that's been said about him. But that correctly reads like a joke. A dumb one, but a joke.
...and it's not that green.

Jesus fucking christ on a cracker, I will never understand how fuck heads like this got put in charge.
Supreme corruption.