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Report: Anti-Science Attitude Strongest Among Those Who Believe Turtle Has Little Apartment Inside Shell (theonion.com)
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[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I'd like to believe it. I don't, since I've never been invited, but I'd like to.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 2 points 2 months ago

They don't want you to know about turtle apartments, the ice wall, and Coppola.