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submitted 2 months ago by Patnou@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It's called Knockers.

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[–] mvilain@fedia.io 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Which reminds me of the new hire who was touring our newly installed data center.

"Wow. What great racks!" she said on entering the data center.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] Today@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Just had it stuffed.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

...is she single?

[–] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bwaaaaahahahaha. Told my wife and I just got a state. lol.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Which one? Can you flip their electors?

[–] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Oof. Stare.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I tried flipping my wife's electors once. She wasn't a fan. I loved it though.

[–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I'd shorten it to "What do you call doordash for Hooters?", but very nice!

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I heard they might downsize to a food truck business - Winnebagos.