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[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 90 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Was actually deciding between posting here or posting on chaoticgood.

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Personally, I think Satan (well, Lucifer) is the perfect embodiment of chaotic good

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[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 65 points 3 months ago (17 children)

Raw onion is good! Though I wouldn’t just eat a whole one lol

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[–] wtckt@lemm.ee 56 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Back in my day you wore them on your belt.

[–] Wav_function@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Only the yellow ones.

Because of the war.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I want all the context please

[–] d00ery@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 5 points 3 months ago

Thanks! I thought it was simpsons deep down but I also wasn't sure if it may have been legit in this timeline.

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[–] RobotFK@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 months ago

It was the style at the time

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)

but, raw onion is just fucking good. why would you need to troll somebody into eating it?

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Are you eating onion like a fuckin apple? Btw the skin has the most testo boost

[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Btw the skin has the most testo boost

This is misinformation.

Everyone knows that you get the biggest boost to testosterone by leaving the onions until they start to degrade; yes, this is the point when the chemicals that make you cry are strongest, but if you can hold back the tears then you get +50 testosterone.

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[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

I legit used to work with a lady who would do that. Her dad trolled her with an onion he told her was a weird apple as a kid. She loved it and just kept eating them. She was an interesting individual. In the best way.

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[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I like raw onion but it doesn't like me :(

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Jokes on you, I'm Hungarian, I eat raw onions!

[–] Nihilistra@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

And why wouldn't you. I tend to not bite into the whole thing but suffer from occasional urges to do so.

Still remember that maybe 10 years ago on our way to Romania two grandpa's in a restaurant in Hajdúnánás ordered some huge chives to dip in salt with their beers.

I ordered the same 10 minutes after and both gave me a drinking salute. Still eat it in summer, amazing healthy snack.

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[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Except, A lot of people eat raw onions. On salads and sandwiches. Sometime I caramelize some onions and put them on a sandwich along with raw onions. I guess they cancel out when I do that ;)

[–] NotBillMurray@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Pickled red onions are one of my top sandwich toppings. Easy to make and so goddam good.

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[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Don't forget about pico de gallo. Raw onion, tomato, jalapeño, cilantro, lime juice, and salt. And that's just one of many Mexican foods that use raw onion.

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[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The modern internet in a single image.

I'm a bit skeptical of Twitter Verified posters though. Makes me think jeeba made that up for Twitter engagement… I guess that’s fitting, too.

[–] Saltycracker@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

On CNN the hacker named 4chan strikes again

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 20 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Why would someone care about their testosterone levels? If it's causing a problem shouldn't you are a doctor. If it's not then there is no problem in the first place.

[–] belastend@slrpnk.net 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Because an entire generation of online grigters convinced people that "big testo good, small testo bad". The same people who think baldness is a sign of low testoteron or that thin men have low t.

[–] reka@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Isn't baldness literally linked to high testosterone?

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

These are the same people that think Joe rogan is smart.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Because he has such thick hair.

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 months ago

Well at least they are getting their veggies.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 months ago

It's one of the four humours of brodom.

[–] Baguette@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Can't say for much, but I do know testosterone is a drug (aka steroids) people willingly take to pursue a super muscular body type. Wouldn't be surprised if people tried alternatives to get the same effect, especially since onions are technically "natty" (natural)

There's probably also some folklore on test outside of bodybuilding, wouldn't be surprised if toxic influencers promoted it

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[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ooof. I should have known and blurred out their name. Or at least, just assume anyone on Twitter is a Nazi apologist.

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 14 points 3 months ago

Everyone on Twitter is literally a Nazi apologist.

[–] reka@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

4chan user in nazi association shocker

[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bro science is bad science.

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[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 months ago

So like, did he compose entire fake studies for a laugh or are there real scientific studies out there about the effects of raw onion on testosterone

[–] prairiemoonchild@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Omfg I have a friend who claims he just loves eating raw onions and I know why now 🤯😂

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[–] GreenMartian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If you eat them with the skin on, you'll have so much testosterone that people will elect you to lead your country.

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[–] PlausibleDupont@jlai.lu 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Reminds me of that time when I was spamming on FB groups that dog food contained chloroquine

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[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I just balance it out by alternating. I'm so macho I have to watch out how much I increase my testosterone.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 5 points 3 months ago (8 children)

You might think eating raw onion is abnormal but you guys do it wrong, you need to eat it in small pieces with salt dips alongside food for that burn which goes nicely

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