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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
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    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
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My cats fully agree with this assessment.

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[–] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Ok... but then what’s the purpose of not having three hands?

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

A question for the ages…

[–] lath@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You'll be stretched too thin to fully enjoy the fluffiness.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 8 points 1 month ago

Evolution is slow.

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Now we learn what Dr Octopus' true goal was

[–] Brian437@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You got feet in case you run out of hands

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Other times they require me to use the hands to open cat food.

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Me, with only one cat: I'm doing life incorrectly

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

May the cat distribution system quickly rectify this... wrongness. Two there should be, no more, no less. A Master and an apprentice.

"Only a single cat owner deals in meowbsolutes."

[–] SolidShake@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is the first upvoteable shower thought I've seen on Lemmy

I took this as a huge compliment by the way. Thanks. :)

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I had to travel for work this week and I'm sleeping in this huge bed in an awesome hotel and just thought "I miss my cats". No really. I fucking Love those 2! I love my dogs too but they don't sleep with me

I miss mine when I travel, too. It's always nice to come home to their complete disinterest, too. "Oh it's you again" lol. Until dinner time when suddenly they are a fan again!

Actually one of my two greets me right away, but the other one likes to give me the cold shoulder for a couple hours after I come home from a trip, to let me know how unhappy she is with the whole situation. When I haven't been away, she's always a sweetheart.

One for each kitty in the kitty holsters