this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2025
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A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.

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[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 76 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They still bought a really stupid truck.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I wouldn't even qualify it as a truck. Can you do truck things with it? Seems like many who have tried have failed and even broken their Cyber"truck". I'd trust the old Datson pickup my grandfather used to drive around in more than this stainless steel death trap.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We crammed 15 bags of mulch in one the other day, couldn't close the cover. For comparison, my wife's Subaru will hold 20 and my little convertible can hold 20. And I can put the top up after loading.

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is this a copypasta? I could swear I've read the exact same post before.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

LOL, I posted the same a week or two ago.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Apparently you can't open or close trunk cover without cell reception. Great feature.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh god, it's got IoT features? Genius.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Well yeah how did you expect them to remotely disable it

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago

yeah, having a hard time believing that truck is good quality ... people can be weird, though - I don't know

[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago
[–] schnokobaer@feddit.org 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I refuse to believe that someone would like this stupid ass piece of junk without being an Apartheid Elmo worshipper.

Just doesn't want it to get clapped

[–] detectivemittens@beehaw.org 7 points 1 month ago

100%. The Cybertruck came out after Elon went full right wing asshole.

[–] Horsey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

As someone who harshly judges technology based on how many frames drop during regular use of the software, nothing even comes close to the Tesla software. Everything else on the American market with mayyyyybe an exception for polestar runs at sub 60fps. My F150 Lightning infotainment runs a maximum framerate of ~15fps. Using my infotainment screen is like using an LG chocolate from c. 2006.

Edit: I just watched a video of the LG chocolate, and it ran better than my infotainment software, notably, scrolling with the scroll wheel/volume knob. It takes a full 2 seconds for an input to register from the volume knob on my truck.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago

I mean, if he's willing to have that on the back of the car, surely he will also be happy to have the swastikas painted on the windows as well? Got to do his part in displaying the truth, after all!

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

Fuckin tag it anyway

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Aren't they all supposed to be recalled?

[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Yes, they have effectively all been recalled. But that doesn’t mean they get pulled off the street. It basically means there’s some sort of issue that needs to get repaired and the manufacturer will pay for it. Depending on the type of recall, number of cars affected, availability of replacement parts, etc. people could be forced to wait weeks or even months before getting their car fixed.

[–] rwczippy@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

I guess that is how you prevent it from getting torched