Cyberstuck
A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.
No doxxing No slurs No racism And no fucking nazis!
They still bought a really stupid truck.
I wouldn't even qualify it as a truck. Can you do truck things with it? Seems like many who have tried have failed and even broken their Cyber"truck". I'd trust the old Datson pickup my grandfather used to drive around in more than this stainless steel death trap.
We crammed 15 bags of mulch in one the other day, couldn't close the cover. For comparison, my wife's Subaru will hold 20 and my little convertible can hold 20. And I can put the top up after loading.
Is this a copypasta? I could swear I've read the exact same post before.
LOL, I posted the same a week or two ago.
Apparently you can't open or close trunk cover without cell reception. Great feature.
Oh god, it's got IoT features? Genius.
Well yeah how did you expect them to remotely disable it
yeah, having a hard time believing that truck is good quality ... people can be weird, though - I don't know
Bullshit
I refuse to believe that someone would like this stupid ass piece of junk without being an Apartheid Elmo worshipper.
Just doesn't want it to get clapped
100%. The Cybertruck came out after Elon went full right wing asshole.
As someone who harshly judges technology based on how many frames drop during regular use of the software, nothing even comes close to the Tesla software. Everything else on the American market with mayyyyybe an exception for polestar runs at sub 60fps. My F150 Lightning infotainment runs a maximum framerate of ~15fps. Using my infotainment screen is like using an LG chocolate from c. 2006.
Edit: I just watched a video of the LG chocolate, and it ran better than my infotainment software, notably, scrolling with the scroll wheel/volume knob. It takes a full 2 seconds for an input to register from the volume knob on my truck.
I mean, if he's willing to have that on the back of the car, surely he will also be happy to have the swastikas painted on the windows as well? Got to do his part in displaying the truth, after all!
Fuckin tag it anyway
Aren't they all supposed to be recalled?
Yes, they have effectively all been recalled. But that doesn’t mean they get pulled off the street. It basically means there’s some sort of issue that needs to get repaired and the manufacturer will pay for it. Depending on the type of recall, number of cars affected, availability of replacement parts, etc. people could be forced to wait weeks or even months before getting their car fixed.
I guess that is how you prevent it from getting torched