this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2025
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[–] 7355608@lemmy.world 83 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I tried to read this 3 times before it clicked in my brain that I might be in the section of Lemmy that posts unreadable shit for a laugh.

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I find perverse pleasure every time I read a comment like this.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Suddenly tempted to send the image without context to a random phone contact. Just to make their day weird. :D

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago

ikr? Imagine!

—your wise friend

[–] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 9 points 1 month ago

I had to come to the comments for an explanation as my head started to hurt

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I this to 3 click in brain read Lemmy that post for in shit to

Great success!

[–] 7355608@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Do you smell toast right now?

[–] enticix@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

"Imagine telling people that the guys on the right could do to the guys on the left in a fight what the guys on the left could do to an average person"?????

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 10 points 1 month ago

I can't imagine it. Or decipher it.

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s like when you keep pressing the predicted word on the phone keyboard.

Example

It’s a bit like the old keyboard but it is still the best thing ever in existence for me to use and it has been so far in my opinion that it has a nice little feature for the way it works for my computer so far so I can just type in my notes on the computer keyboard to see what the words mean in my head so that it doesn’t have any kind a weird sound or anything that makes me sound weird and weird but it works for you I just have a lot more to use the keyboard to do the best to do that and it doesn’t make me sound like it works so it’s just like the way I use the word.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

She just sent me a picture of the new one of the ones that I had to do it was a good thing to do it was a good thing to do it was a good idea to get a new one of the ones that I have a few years ago but I don't think they have any of the other ones that I can do it for now but I can do it but I don't think they have any of them but they are not in the same place as a little bit more than the last one

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

But then were success in measured them them to yours

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Strokes are fun!!!!

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

guys is left not right dehydrated though what if even have do?

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Joey wrote the title, leave him alone.

[–] sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Wolf tickets

[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Its like GI Joe Public Service Announcement! Pork chop sandwiches!