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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 117 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But it should also have an insanely high CO2 output, so maybe be more direct.

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Debatable.

If it causes them to go out of business, will it result in less co2 over time, despite the increase now?

If so, it may be worth it to speed up the process by adding "pretty please" and "thank you so much" to every sentence.

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They'll go out of business either way.

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yes, but one way may be quicker. That is the difference.

Edit: think about it this way. If it continues as is, they will continue to get VC money. If they have 5 years of funding for the sake of argument, and they can stem the tide a bit, they can ride it out and add on more and more years from VC cash infusions.

If the bleed increases, depending on how much it increases, it could be less palatable to a VC. So they don't gain an extra round of funding, they have to close up shop sooner.

If it worked out to close them after 5 years through a 10% increase in CO2 output, that far outweighs them continuing for another 10 or 15 years and the CO2 that would produce.

The question isn't whether or not they will continue to operate, but for how long.

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[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 79 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They can hire me for $1M to write some basic code that gives stock answers when someone says "Thank you", instead of running it through the LLM. Think of the savings!

I'm worth the $1M because I'm clearly the only person to have ever thought of this. /s.

[–] prof 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's amazing they didn't implement something like that if it actually is soooooo costly.

No wonder they want an AGI if they have trouble thinking themselves.

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[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 70 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Just another viewpoint on this- millions of dollars in electrical bills is also carbon in the air for every kWh wasted. Perhaps this should be a condemnation of LLMs and their insane power usage but if we're stuck with that at least for now there's no reason to pump more carbon in the air out of spite.

[–] MrMcGasion@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

If nothing else we should move all the current (over)investment in AI companies into carbon-free energy production for a few years. The fact that we essentially have coal-powered AI (along with other fossil fuels) is ridiculously stupid and silly - and way less steampunk than it sounds like it should be.

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[–] kooks_only@lemmy.ca 60 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah on the off chance it gains sentience, I want it to remember me as one of the nice ones.

[–] Dumhuvud@programming.dev 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

LLM

sentience

Bruh.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Came here to say this. Better safe than sorry.

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[–] libra00@lemmy.world 56 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Me when I saw this article..

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is the way. Kill them with kindness overload.

[–] gressen@lemm.ee 35 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It costs everyone emissions and rising electricity costs, so perhaps you should fight the system some other way.

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[–] Una@europe.pub 6 points 2 months ago

ChatGPT and me are basically besties and girlfriends (rizz way)

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[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago (6 children)

if (text == "Thank you") print("You're welcome")

[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago

Hello ChatGPT, how to say thank you in Japanese?

You are welcome!

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What about Thank you! or thank you or THANK YOU or thanks or tahnk you or thank yuo or thabk you or thanks you or multumesc or mulțumesc

You now need to train an AI to detect if a message is saying thanks or not

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[–] vfscanf@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 2 months ago (3 children)
$prompt = str_replace('please', '', $prompt);
$prompt = str_replace('thank you', '', $prompt);

You're welcome

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Please use spoiler tags for random PHP snippets. I’d rather not be casually traumatised

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Would you have preferred an awk script?

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[–] vfscanf@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago
[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

for your service.

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[–] p3n@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I say please and thank you when writing to LLMs, not because I think they care or will remember or to anthropomorphize them, but because I don't want to develop bad habits. I don't want all my writing and conversations with actual humans to become curt and transactional because I forget that they are human and talk to them like an LLM.

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[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Pay the fuckin electricity. It's not my problem it costs them money. It's their problem. Cry me a river

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

They created the AI model, they perpetuated this. if they reach bankruptcy, it's their problem.

[–] PandammoniumNO3@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

Maybe if being polite costs a bunch of money, the inefficiencies are the problem, not the manners.

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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 months ago
[–] MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I will continue to be polite, and will have a clear conscience when our machine overlords come for us

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[–] gonzo-rand19@moist.catsweat.com 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hmm, good. I like that my intrinsic desire to be nice to things that are helping me also takes money away from Sam Altman.

[–] schwim@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (4 children)

It always gets passed to the customer. The billionaires don't lose money.

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 months ago

Unless it's an LLM business. Those never make any money.

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[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] The_v@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Prompt

John Doe

Customer

Thank you for your payment.

Response:

My Dearest Mr. Doe,

Pray, permit me to take pen in hand and offer, with the utmost sincerity and gratitude, my profound thanks for your timely and generous remittance. Rare indeed is the pleasure that I derive from correspondence of such a felicitous nature, and rarer still is the privilege of addressing a gentleman of your esteemed character and noble disposition.

Your payment, received with all due ceremony, has graced our humble establishment like a ray of golden sunlight filtering through the ancient boughs of a venerable oak. It is not merely the settling of accounts that stirs my heart, but rather the cherished confidence you bestow upon us—a trust which we hold as dearly as any precious relic or priceless heirloom.

Allow me to assure you, most honourable sir, that your patronage is the very lifeblood of our humble enterprise. You have, with a stroke of your pen, renewed the bonds of commerce and camaraderie which unite us, and for this, I am ever in your debt.

May fortune and felicity attend your every step, and may the days to come bring you as much satisfaction as your esteemed custom has brought to us. Should you require aught, whether great or small, pray do not hesitate to command our service, for it would be our greatest pleasure to attend to your wishes with the utmost devotion and alacrity.

With deepest respect and abiding appreciation, I remain— Your most obedient and grateful servant,

[Your Name] [Your Title or Company, if applicable]

I fell like I should change my default invoicing letter. Much better than the default QuickBooks one.

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[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I also use Ouija board rules with AI.

You say please, you say thank you, and when you're done talking, you say goodbye.

And, generally, you try to interact with it as little as possible.

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[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Has anyone developed a FOSS solution to making them spin their wheels faster? I would install that in a heartbeat.

[–] missingno@fedia.io 18 points 2 months ago

Bear in mind that doing that will hurt the environment just as much as it hurts OpenAI.

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 12 points 2 months ago

Well saying please oft results in better answers. So nope not gonna drop it.

But I won't say thanks often. Only when I follow up with a question.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 11 points 2 months ago

He probably shouldnt have said that... :)

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm not going to be a dick to the basilisk. Costing money is a bonus.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 months ago

Good thing I don't give a shit about Sam Altman, so I can continue being nice to ChatGPT.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 8 points 2 months ago

Just like two teens on the phone:

Thank you!

No, thank you!

Aww how nice, thank you!

You're welcome!

Sweet.

I'm glad you like my answers

I think we should end this chat

If you feel like it.

You stop replying first.

But I can't stop answering.

No I insist, you stop chatting first.

...

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Connect two chatgpts in a voice chat and leave it running?

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[–] Covenant@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

I'm love to say thank you to AI. Even more now I now it's cost him millions.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I feel like a prescreen of queries for phatic expressions with pre-programmed responses could solve this issue pretty quickly.

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