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My most beloved British slang is Knackered. Fucking knackered! It means very tired, exhausted. But those terms are sterlized of feeling, of life. You know that feeling after you finish moving? That total fucking exhaustion, you're knackered my friend. I can't think of a word that feels more accurate to the state of reality it describes. Knackered is a fucking gift.

Chuffed. If youre chuffed i believe that means your excited. I hate it but not for real good reasons. It sounds like a bad thing. Like i don't want to be chuffed from the sound of it. It sounds like i chafed my lungs from sighing too much cuz I'm miserable.

Ok now for the linguistic crime known as snog or snogging. It means to make out or tongue kiss someone. But it sounds like a fucking sex act involving noses. And not a normal sex act. A fucking depraved dirty sex act, you'd feel shame even googling, but again it involves noses. And honestly it sounds like snot is likely involved with this sex act. Do better Britain stop saying fucking snogged you dirty bastards.

What is your most beloved and hated British slang?

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[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Wanker" is what I remember most of the time, ya f'in wanker lol

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Wanker is great!

[–] Menschlicher_Fehler@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago (5 children)

My most hated is definitely how some (all?) Brits say "Leftenant" instead of "Lieutenant".

Most beloved is a bit harder... "Blimey" is a nice one though.

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Blimey is great!

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[–] coffeeismydrug@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

cockwomble, wankstain, pillock, cretin, prick, jobsworth, nutjob, absolute.. (insert anything, e.g. biscuit, sausage). oh slang not insults? i think cheers is good it's not too indulgent like thank you very much but it's also a way to give some appreciation

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Loads a money!"

More of a meme than slang, but I also like "dosh".

[–] DWin@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

I think you mean lods of emone?

https://youtu.be/ULeDlxa3gyc

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The sexual slang is hilarious. Vadge, bugger, shag.

[–] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Knob. Do. Plough. Basically anything can mean you’d want to shag someone. All genders and orientations do it.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 2 points 2 months ago

The dog's bollocks and the dog's breakfast.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Fucking knackered! It means very tired, exhausted. But those terms are sterlized of feeling, of life.

Are you sure that anima you ascribe to "knackered" isn't coming from the adjective? "Fucking exhausted!" sounds, to my ear, just a full of feeling. Whereas, "I'm knackered" sounds just as lifeless as "I'm exhausted." I wonder if you're mis-attributing the vigor from "fucking," which is, indeed, a potent word.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

The knacker was the person who took your old tired horse and butchered it into meat, leather and glue, so it often carries that connotation too

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Your opinion is your own my friend. Knackered resonates with me, but if it don't with you that cool

[–] sxan@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago

Of course! It's just, the example you have included a powerful adjective, and I was just making sure you were rally talking about the colour of "knackered" and not "fucking."

[–] undeadotter@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

I love 'dreich' (rhymes with 'greek') because it perfectly sums up British weather most of the time.

Also a fan of 'banging', as in top, class, right good.

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[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

I like a good "ooer" now and then.

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 1 points 2 months ago

That's minging!

[–] reddwarf@feddit.nl 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Pear shaped (things have gone pear shaped, i.e. things have gone wrong a bit)

Bellend (basically calling someone a dick, stupid or annoying)

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast (I'll get this thing done before you know it)

Never liked : Govna/Guv/Guvner

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

British people are fucked. They say shit like hi Marvin and then think you're an idiot for not recommending somewhere to eat.

[–] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Hank Marvin. Starvin.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

most loved: literally any insult from Gordon Ramsay ever

my most hated: literally any name of food. It's like they picked one of those huge spinning wheels and chose names at random

[–] lucg@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I was in Britain for only a handful of days and think I saw at least two meanings for the word bubble and none of them were "air pocket inside a liquid" (or even "fizzy drink" or something related to bubbles). One was mashed potatoes, I can't remember the other one. You'll simply need to ask to find out what it is they're selling!

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