Why would someone put a pen in their urethra?
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Oh you poor innocent soul. Some things are best left unsaid.
I want to be grossed out. Hit me.
Look at you sounding off here. You must not be sound of mind if you're looking for this. It's sounding like a bad idea.
Some peehole just don't know when to stop.
A pen? Foolhardiness.
Using a sterile cylinder of metal or glass is called "sounding" and is a somewhat common fetish. I think this post is a joke, but humanity never fails to disappoint me.
i saw a video once that used a finger with a long fake fingernail entering a male urethra, that obviously had prior visitors. no idea what the best possible outcome is.
Best outcome would be busting a nut. Worst would be busting a nail.
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*begrudgingly slow-claps*
Glass?
That sound like a very, very, VERY poor material choice...
they're toughened glass.
There used to be a coffee shop I frequented that had a large display case of them.
I want to avoid micro plastics
Glass and Stainless are the two main materials used for sounding.
Glass is quite sturdy.
Some people find the experience of sticking things in their urethra highly stimulating. Some of those people get tired of the typical thin rod, and need something... More.
I've always been more curious as to who figured this out first. Someone had to be the first to scratch the inside of their dick with a stick to awaken a whole new itch, and I find that just slightly terrifying.
Sounder here. It started as experimenting as a child. Once i found out that i can make good feeling by touching my pp, I tried everything I could think of to make different good feelings.
Started with lego spears and antennae around 10 I think. Also tried those little ball chains that are used as pull switches for ceiling lights. They were less fun. Nowadays I use proper surgical grade tools.
I've got a pencil dick so the biggest I can fit is 7.5mm even after sounding for 20 years. Some guys can take up to 12 or 13 mm and it legitimately makes me jealous.
Not kinkshaming here, I just hadn't expected to read an adventure tale this detailed today.
You’re giving me flashbacks to a doctor in Tokyo sticking a camera into my bladder and saying it was beautiful. I yahooed it, cameras are 9mm. It was hell. At least I got you best ya weirdo
I put things in my peehole for sexual pleasure.
Hope that clears it up.
are they resonating the thing to make it vibrate? are there some awesome frequencies? otherwise i dont understand the 'sounding' name.
A medical sound is an instrument used for probing and dilating
ahh thank you. can they use it like rebar and have sex while its inserted?
Not recommended. Unless you get a flexible silicone sound. But I find those quite boring.
what do you find not boring? the only thing i'm familiar with is a tenga flip hole.
I dunno a lot of stuff I guess. You ever tried a real strong massage gun right to the front of your shaft?
I got a tenga flip once and thought it was shit. Actual fleshlight brand toys are the best imo.
thanks, i liked the flip because you control the vacuum/tightness.
You can buy vibrating sounds, but honestly the vibrating doesnt add much to the experience.
It's cause the other holes are full.
Just assume they're joking and think on it no further.
Do not Google anything!
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God won't forgive me for having this knowledge
Then we will walk backwards into hell together, with heavy hearts and four middle fingers held high
I wanna come too! Please pleaseeee
Aw shucks, get the Hell over here!
The Allfather encourages the collection of all knowledge, I am going to get stabbed with Gungnir if I spread this information to any but my fose though. Magic may be restricted to women and those who have experienced womanhood but I can still inflict psychic damage!
Sounds about right.
WTF is a "cow vtuber"?
A vtuber who's a cow.
Considering the comment, I think I'm better off not knowing.
Skill issue. Should be doing both at the same time.
I'm not going to yick someone's yum, but goddamn I gotta say that's some impressive training. I assume that taking a piss looks like turning on a garden hose.
Probably one with a literal kink in it. The stretched out area will slow the flow vs the un-disturbed smaller diameter. Probably dribble a lot, too.
This explains the tapered end of XP-Pen
I also have a Huion graphic tablet, and this makes me not want to use it now. Like it's somehow contaminated with urethra.