SwingingTheLamp

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[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nah, Kermit has to play Wesley to Miss Piggy's Princess Buttercup. I'd keep Andre the Giant. Or maybe Fred Savage. Statler and Waldorf would of course be the grandfather(s), and the Swedish Chef as Miracle Max. Oh, this could be good...

You're the one defending it.

Who fed him that line of BS? Is it the fascist instinct to lie brazenly to establish dominance, or are they just that bad at lying?

Happens to girls, too.

Cut off a body part because sometimes it's a problem later which usually can be treated in a less-destructive manner? No, that's not a rational response.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You may not want to, but you are.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 22 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Those are some mighty self-righteous words for somebody who advocates chopping off clitorises.

What a giant, extra-crispy bucket of stupid. Here's what makes a woman: Intent.

Remember intent? It's kind of a big thing in criminal law. It's the difference between manslaughter and murder. We treat killing people very differently depending on the killer's intent. Murdering for a life insurance payout? Very bad. Manslaughter with a car? No biggie. Killing an enemy in war? Laudable.

Point is, intent matters, in this and lots of other ways. So if a person intends to be a woman, she is a woman.

(And, yes, if a hen could conceptualize and express intent to be a human woman, I say that we should consider her as such. Shit, The Android Who Wants to be Human is a well-worn sci-fi trope, so why not a biological organism, too?)

Well, I mean we currently give them a badge and a gun and pay repeat offenders to repeatedly offend.

Well, hey, at least this year, I learned that it's even a thing, so this time I did not watch intentionally.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It was definitely pitched in western media as something we should all fear. I just found it funny that everything that they tried to scare us with ("it might be used to determine whether you get a job or can rent an apartment!") applied equally to our credit scores.

E: So, yeah, completely agree.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social -2 points 1 week ago (16 children)

Remind me, were we supposed to be disgusted and afraid of the Chinese social credit score system because it included woke BS like how nice you are to others, and how things you do improve society, rather than just laser-focusing on the only important thing— whether your existence can be monetized by rich assholes?

 

Police are investigating after a man died and two children were injured during an officer-involved shooting on Main Street on Tuesday afternoon in Forest Hills.

Forest Hills Police Department spokeperson Matt Chamberlain stated that at approximately 2:30PM, a traffic officer at the intersection of Main and Elm Streets observed the man armed with what the officer believed to be a rifle behaving erratically around a group of children.

Police say that the man ignored the officer's command to halt. The officer fired several shots with their service pistol, striking the suspect and two of the children. Officers immediately rendered medical assistance, but the man died at the scene. The children were transported to Mercy Hospital, where they are in critical but stable condition after emergency surgery.

Witness Timothy Burns said that the man may have been experiencing a mental health crisis. "He was acting kind of crazy, carrying a broomstick, and leading a group of children down the middle of the streets of town," Burns said. "He only paused a moment when the officer hollered stop. That's when [they] shot him."

The suspect is described as a white man, about six feet tall, with black eyes and a button nose, wearing a top hot and scarf. He was not carrying ID, and is believed to be homeless. Authorities have not released the identities of the children.

 

When you’re going to a concert or a sporting event, you’re worried about one thing: Will the stadium have an endless parking lot packed with thousands and thousands of cars, making entry and exit a living nightmare?

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I just heard that Congress passed a bill making October 14th a day of remembrance for a true hero, who sacrificed their life for the good of humanity. A sad, tragic death far before their time.

That said, it is kind of weird that Congress spend its time on a, let's face it, minor media figure, what with all of the pressing issues of the day facing our nation, but that's what they did. So, let's do as Congress intended, and honor Charly Burke on October 14th.

Maybe with a big stack of pancakes.

Artwork by krls8.

 

cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/31405145

I can see the WSOR trains go by a couple of times a day from my office window. There's a routine: Send a locomotive out to the west side to pick up the consist of hopper cars, take them out to the east to get filled with gravel or crushed stone, then take them out to the west, often with tanker cars added to the train. Once in a while, they take a train of full lumber cars west.

Today, I happened to look out and see something completely novel: C&NW steam locomotive #1385 on its flatbed, pulled by a WSOR diesel. The Mid-Continent Railway museum is finishing up a years-long restoration of #1385, and it's on its way back to North Freedom.

I am kind of embarrassed to admit how delighted I am to see it, and all of the love the volunteers have lavished on it. I remember seeing #1385 under full steam, pulling the circus train back in the day, so it holds a fond place in my childhood memories.

There's a homecoming celebration at the museum this Saturday, and I just had to share.

 

I can see the WSOR trains go by a couple of times a day from my office window. There's a routine: Send a locomotive out to the west side to pick up the consist of hopper cars, take them out to the east to get filled with gravel or crushed stone, then take them out to the west, often with tanker cars added to the train. Once in a while, they take a train of full lumber cars west.

Today, I happened to look out and see something completely novel: C&NW steam locomotive #1385 on its flatbed, pulled by a WSOR diesel. The Mid-Continent Railway museum is finishing up a years-long restoration of #1385, and it's on its way back to North Freedom.

I am kind of embarrassed to admit how delighted I am to see it, and all of the love the volunteers have lavished on it. I remember seeing #1385 under full steam, pulling the circus train back in the day, so it holds a fond place in my childhood memories.

There's a homecoming celebration at the museum this Saturday, and I just had to share.

 

No, I wasn't stoned. This thought was inspired by the post the other day about how trees evolved independently (e: multiple times) from different plants, the product of convergent evolution.

 

A little background information, as I've recounted a few times on Lemmy: Back in the '90s, UW-Madison professor Joel Rogers co-founded an aspirational new political party—creatively named the New Party—that tried to revive fusion voting. They endorsed a Democratic candidate for the Minnesota House in 1994, and the Minnesota DFL objected. They took the case to the Supreme Court, which upheld the ban on fusion voting. The New Party lost momentum and fell apart soon afterwards. Progressive Dane, based in Madison, is the only remaining New Party affiliate.

It's not surprising to see the Wisconsin Republican Party objecting to the practice; it will be interesting to see what the Wisconsin Democratic Party thinks. (I recently learned from the Wikipedia page on fusion voting that the Republicans and Democrats used to run fusion candidates to defeat socialists in Milwaukee.)

I wish United Wisconsin all the luck.

 

I'm very glad to hear that this wasn't a targeted attack, it was just another instance of routine traffic violence that kills hundreds of people daily. That means that I don't have to care about the victims. I don't have to learn their names, or their stories, or see their faces splashed across the news as tragic, sainted victims of a destructive ideology. They're just more roadkill to be tossed anonymously on the heap of bodies. Thank goodness! There's a lot going on in the world lately, and the last thing I need is more terrorism victims to wring my hands about. I just don't have the time or the energy.

(/satire, I hope obviously)

 

The partial veto that the Wisconsin governor can do is ridiculous. But it was ridiculous back when Tommy Thompson was doing it, too. If Republicans can use it, so can Democrats.

 

In a sliver of good news for today, Michael Gableman faces consequences.

 

I guess that every election now will have a referendum to amend the state constitution for funsies. Let's add Chapter 1 of the statutes—Sovereignty and Jurisdiction of the State—since that seems pretty important. Maybe the state symbols? I mean, nothing's more patriotic than the American Robin. Let's get the lyrics to "On, Wisconsin!" in there, too. That, and the 2025 Green Bay Packers schedule definitely should be in the constitution, and we can add 2026 next year.

Now that it's an open ledger, what other random crap should we put into our foundational document?

 

This was peak Internet back in the day.

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