No Country For Old Men. The old man at the gas station is the only human. 5 mins of random human screentime
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Back to the Future. Biff is the only human.
Oh, this is fun. Inglorious Bastards. Christopher Waltz. If only for the scalping scene.
Mad Max, but the guy who eats chrome paint is the only real actor.
Schindler's List. Everyone but Schindler.
Se7en, Gwyneth Paltrow.
Original Star Wars trilogy - Harrison Ford.
Eyes wide shut - Nicole Kidman stays human
The Passion Of The Christ with Jesus as the only human would be a fascinating watch
The Big Lebowski, keep Jeff Bridges. It’s all an acid flashback.
American Pie - Jim (that apple pie better be a fucking muppet)
A Serbian Film - Marija
Cannibal Holocaust - Faye
edit: oh yeah, forgot my uno-reversal
Muppets Take Manhattan - make fozzy a real person, everyone else is muppets.
John Wick - Keanu
Bonus points when he kills someone fluff flies out instead of blood
It; keep Bill Skarsgård.
Every movie ever. This would literally get me to go to the theater for the first time since '09, I'm tired of remakes but this is doable.
Schindler's List
Liam Neeson
The Sandlot, keep Benny
Sister Act, keep Whoopi
My wife suggests The Princess Bride, keep Cary Elwes
My family has discussed this specifically with LOTR for over a year now.
Keep Elijah Wood as Frodo. Kermit is Aragorn. Gandalf is Rolf the dog, has been a wizard before and can be Gandrolf. Arwen is Mrs Piggy. Sarumon is Sam the eagle Galadriel is Janice Eleond is Dr Teeth Rest of electric mayhem plays elves, except Animal, who plays the cave troll. Sweetums plays the Balrog Long Théoden is Fozzie Wormtongue is Statler and Woldorf.
We had more but these are highlights, and also the correct casting after much debate
The Truman Show, Truman.
Or for a different kind of funny, The Truman Show and the human is the director.
Muppets Christmas Carol.
Michael Caine.
This was my first thought too.
Escape from Ney York and Escape from L.A. , keep Kurt Russell
Taken, keep Liam Neisen
The Thing. Keep Kurt Russell
Man I'm not sure if The Thing would be better or worse, haha. I'm trying to picture the monsters as muppets and yeah, wtf, lmao
Being John Malkovich, John Malkovich.
Do the Muppets do Muppet things or are they doing the performances in the original style?
I feel I would like dredd with Karl urban and zero changes to his performance, but the Muppets doing silly stuff.
I Am Legend. Will Smith.
It would be an apocalypse where everyone was turned into a bloodthirsty muppet
Why keep Will Smith when you can keep the dog? Ooh, if we are keeping Will Smith can we do I, Robot instead?
Training Day (2001) keep Denzel Washington
Die Hard, Alan Rickman stays human.
I DESPERATELY want to see a machine-gun-toting Kermit say "yippee-ki-yay motherfucker"
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Watchmen. I don't know who I want as a human, but it won't be Fozziemandias.
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Top Gun, keep Kelly McGills
Basic Instinct, Micheal Douglas
American Psycho, Willem Defoe
I raise you boondock saints for Willem Dafoe.
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