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[–] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 157 points 2 months ago (3 children)

"My truck can haul as much as a shopping cart can. Beat that liberals."

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So my station wagon is a truck now? .... mine can haul about four shopping carts worth of stuff.

[–] Grimtuck@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My Merc A180 hatchback can carry more than what's in this picture. Truly pathetic.

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[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Real pound of iron vs pound of feathers energy here

Cars can’t haul bags of soil! Soil is heavy!

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The owner also can't park for shit either.

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 96 points 2 months ago (4 children)

If you have a truck and are doing gardening, you drive it to a landscaping supplier and they’ll drop soil in your truck bed with a backhoe by the cubic yard.

…the fuck is taking their truck to Walmart and buying tons of soil in plastic bags?! You’re defeating the entire purpose of having a truck.

But if you bought a Cybertruck, mayhap you don’t understand what trucks are for. Which is forgivable - there’s a lot of that going around these days.

[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you need just 8 bags worth, I’d rather get 8 bags and not deal with the hassle of loose soil. Not going to judge them for that. But to be impressed by it is silly; I’ve fit this into my sedan no problem.

[–] pixelmeow@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I could fit that and more into my Accord coupe's trunk, and have done so several times. This definitely is not the flex he thinks it is.

[–] dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah like…I wouldn’t even need to put my back seat down to fit that in my fucking golf.

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[–] DrPop@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Right i fit more into my old Nissan Versa.

[–] Mavytan@feddit.nl 4 points 2 months ago

It could even fit in a cargo bike

[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't be surprised, if putting the soil in the trunk directly would brick the cybertruck.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If it's weak to water and ground, what type of Pokemon is it?

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
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[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It’s also weak against bugs

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[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 58 points 2 months ago

So this dude is impressed his car can carry the same weight as a fucking shopping trolley?

LMAO

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 57 points 2 months ago

They are bragging that their truck can handle the same amount of weight as a... Shopping cart

[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemm.ee 42 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The fact that people think they need a truck for this is the reason there's so many trucks on the road

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah seriously, a hot hatch or even the trunk of your average sedan could fit this.

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

My scion could fit this.

[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

In addition to what the other comment said, cost of multiple deliveries for these goods throughout the year would also be cheaper than buying a truck vs a sedan.

[–] TransSynthesist@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 2 months ago

It can haul ... checks notes .... the same amount as a human powered shopping cart.

[–] Earflap@reddthat.com 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Congratulations! Your Swastidumpster has the same carrying capacity as 1 (one) standard grocery cart.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

A full shopping cart? I can haul that much in the back seat of my Nissan Leaf. And I don't mean the rear cargo area, I mean the back seat.

[–] Auntievenim@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why do Tesla fans always look like that

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

These can’t be real. They are just too sad and pathetic.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I can fit that in the trunk of my sedan for crying out loud.

Cybertruck owners love to think their vehicle can do "truck things" without even having a basic understanding of what those things are.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Diogenes: Behold, a truck! (posts just the shopping cart holding the bags)

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago

Literally zero SAG!

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[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Well this is better than the 2 bags from the other post, but I STILL fit at least that much in the trunk of my Honda fucking civic.

[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Must love his kid very much to put it in that deathtrap.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 7 points 2 months ago

I can imagine him bringing the child with him everywhere he goes to prove he’s not a virgin. It never works. Everyone just assumes he’s an uncle, foster parent, etc.

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

My sports coupe fits that in the boot... Looks like 8 bags of soil, probably under 200kg.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I’m pretty sure a Corolla hatchback can fit more.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)
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[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

Miss, an old, dingy Volvo 740 wagon can carry twice that in its cargo compartment. Could that poor excuse of a vehicle...?:

Carry already-heavy containers containing even heavier liquids

Tow heavy commercial machinery from point A to point B

Haul heavy earth materials like rocks/cement and actual soil

Transport up to five morbidly obese yet muscular construction workers without its frame giving up

[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

That shit would fit in the back of my sedan

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I would’ve fit it in my coupe. It doesn’t even have folding back seats.

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[–] Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

If I put the top down didn't have a passenger my Miata could do this.

[–] Auzy@aussie.zone 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Apparently it leaks inside the trunk too. Can't imagine paying that much money and they can't even make the whole thing waterproof.

Really looking forward to seeing how these perform as a boat as Elon once promised...

My problem with them isn't even the looks, it's the crap workmanship

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[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My Seat Ibiza can carry more.

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

I think maybe my cargo bike could cart that. Kid included.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

Woah. That's crazy.

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 6 points 2 months ago

Well at least they're happy with what they've got. Embarrassing as it is

[–] jcs@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Yet the stiff suspension of the Chevy Silverado 2500HD is barely tolerable over bumps and potholes until there's about 1000lb of payload.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago

So, it can haul the equivalent of 2.5 adult humans, or 1 average 'murican.

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