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[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I have now done Democracy. There really needs to be a way to put the Arse Trumpets lower than last place.

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

tough call cause I wanna put family first last. And Pauline Pantsdown last. And the Libs last.

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I had 5 out of 8 candidates that I wanted last. I just want the trumpets even more last.

Arse trumpets hehe

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't like the libs but I put them above those wild fringe parties so they won't get a preference at all. Put them any higher and it all flows to the liberal party anyway

[โ€“] dumblederp@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago

Yeah I rate the libs higher than the RWNJ parties. If the choice was dutton or palmer I'd take dutton... and probably look to leave the country.

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 13 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Sanity check: My kelpies got anxiety. There were some fireworks over the weekend in the middle of suburbia for some carnival thing. We didnt know, and it took 30-45 minutes to get a poor traumatized dog out of his kennel to come inside for a cuddle on the couch. I'm speaking to the vet to get some anti anxiety meds. I just asked the council if there was some sort of site or list to get notified on planned fireworks (since the council have to approve them anyway) they said there wasn't but I could put in a request in writing.

Am I being THAT guy if I send an email to the council just saying "Hey, it'd be really awesome if you updated your request form so that when you approve the fireworks it sends out an email or updates a web page saying "Fireworks approved for this date and time at this location"? the oval thing they use is surrounded by housing estates, seems like a really simple thing to do to make a dog (and his owners) life a bit easier? Or am I being a NIMBY?

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 13 points 1 month ago

Be That Guy. You've found a hole in the system that needs plugging.

It ain't just for dogs, people get triggered by that shit too.

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago

Seems reasonable to me.

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago

Not at all a NIMBY. It sounds like a great suggestion, and is really something they should already be doing. You might want to consider either sending it to your local councillor as well, or at least sending them a copy, as if they push the idea it will tend to get things happening much quicker. It's the sort of thing that should be fairly easy for them to implement and is also likely to be popular without upsetting anyone, so they might be happy to jump on board to push the idea forward. I'd suggest an opt-in email list that people could sign up to, which could be advertised to pet owners with the registration renewal notices.

Great idea. It'd be low effort for them and would probably save them money on having to deal with/catch escaped dogs roaming the streets.

Councils tend to be more fragmented and disconnected than most orgs though so it'll be a matter of getting to the right person.

I hope the poor pup's ok. I grew up with kelpies and they're such beautiful dogs.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

That's a fantastic idea! I don't know if those Asian cracker bunches count for firework approvals, but I've had them let off meters from the house without warning before --panicking both me and the cats.

If there is notice, I start playing some thumpy music (like Rammstein) very low several hours beforehand and up the volume every half hour or so. Seems to help somewhat. There is also a thing called a Thumdercoat.

[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

I don't think this is NIMBY, I think it's very very reasonable. My only note is that your council might never do anything about it (iirc you are in Casey?) but I'm sure you know all about managing your own expectations when it comes to getting the cogs moving in local government...

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[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Back from holiday. Landed to a grey Melbourne over the weekend and wondered why TF I live here. Then I had a coffee and I was like "oh yep, no I kind of get it now". Devastated to discover I haven't been made redundant in my absence at work.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where did you go? What did you do?

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

just up near coffs harbor visiting family. Mostly just drank coffee at the beach.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

It was. I knew they lived on like a little farm thing inland a bit, but what they DIDNT mention is they were like 15 minutes from some of the best beaches NSW has to offer. Woulda seen them sooner had we known that!

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I love how this cat sits

This is the mother cat. Who absolutely will be spayed soon.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

She looks like she has a quest for me.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago

I will very shortly be undertaking the exciting task of filling the van with petrol for the first time. Like the blinkers the fuel cap is on the opposite side of the car than I am used to. I have to break 19 years of habit and pull up to a different fuel pump.

[โ€“] dumblederp@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I turned off email and sms notifications on my phone. Holy shit what a reduction in distracting beeps to break my concentration. Most of it was bullshit emails or reminders about services that really didn't need my attention there and then.

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

the only email notifications you need are bills. Insane people have those on if you're not on call.

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago

Coming back to work almost feels like a holiday from kind of being a single parent, looking after two sick kids, and a massive drive yesterday

[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Okay, I didn't manage to get up early enough, but I've helped my mum with all the morning chores, had a good breakfast, made a rare SECOND! cup of coffee and written down the most urgent work stuff to do. Time to put on the headphones and get blastin'. I wish I could've brought my work laptop with me though, my personal laptop has so many distracting things on it...

E: getting stuck into it \o/ but holy hell working in my bedroom crouched on the floor is not doing my back and legs a favour. Study has no AC and living room too busy with tradespeople coming and going and having to shut a lot of windows to run the AC (and it will be too cold for my mum).

Have sussed out a good massage place nearby that I am definitely visiting tomorrow...

On Saturday, I thought about switching to primary teaching. On Sunday, a customer comes in with her kids, the older one annoying the younger one. The mum tells the older kid to pick his favourite item in a particular aisle of the shop, and he does but then goes back to annoying his brother. So I went around with this kid and we picked out different colours and numbers. The mum tells me she's a primary teacher and that I should do primary.

I will miss teaching science a bit. I explained a bit about stomach acid to a kid today and his face lit up, and also saw a prac simulating digestion, with food turning into crap, and students got to "shit out" the food by cutting a hole at the end of a plastic bag and squeezing the digested food out.

But I think primary is where I'm headed :)

[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I am ready for my holiday. Can I go now?

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes you may. Provided you've cleaned your room and brushed the cat and put the rubbish out.

[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

I wouldn't mind a holiday that involved brushing cats. If the cats are friendly enough...

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[โ€“] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Spotted in Brunswick. Bit hard to read, but very funny

[โ€“] tone212_@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

The spam from this party is unreal - got two messages over the last few days, and more before that. How do they have my number?!

[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Whatโ€™s the last word at the top changed to? Rump?

[โ€“] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yeahโ€ฆ Vote 0 rump riot (bum face)

Nonsense solutions reducing the living

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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm slow cooking braised steak and onions and the house smells amazing. Also very peppery.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

sounds very nice ๐Ÿคค

I dreamt about babies choking all night and I have woken up a bit disconcerted and on edge.

[โ€“] SituationCake@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I did my democratic duty today. Got a spam text from trumpests as I was standing in queue. Coincidence or geolocation? Is that even possible?

[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The magnate behind trumpests could be spending all that money on the betterment of society but instead forms a shonky political party?

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

tide's still out, time for a walk ๐Ÿ™‚๐ŸŒŠ

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Nose is blocked. I hate mouth breathing ๐Ÿ˜ญ

whinge whinge rant rant

[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

A kid today used TWENTY matches to light a Bunsen burner because one kid kept blowing out the flame. Grrr

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

lol at that point I'd just give them a bic lighter.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not cool, it's a safety issue.

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Yesterday a huge bird flew past my head while I was walking along the beach. It was a sea eagle ๐Ÿ˜ฒ https://birdlife.org.au/bird-profiles/white-bellied-sea-eagle/

today I saw a pair of small hawks hunting on the grassy dunes . I took a pic but it looks so tiny perched up there on the top of the tree where it can look out for prey

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

8 rental inspections booked this week. I've got a couple more with queries in as times are not listed. It's getting very hard to keep track of everything. My initial spreadsheet idea didn't work out, I'm going with the advanced scraps of paper approach instead. Allows for shuffling and throwing in the bin as required.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
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[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh man. I feel so sick. Definitely ringing to sort things today.

While I wait Iโ€™m going through the document the vet sent me about dental health stuff for cats.

spoilerThe teeth cleaning foods or treats contain poultry and grain which are a no go and the water additives run the risk of discouraging Melbcat from drinking (and she really needs to drink a lot).

But there is a vet approved toothpaste without sorbitol that could help and perhaps even a bit of mouth gel on a swab could work if she wonโ€™t allow physical brushing. Maybe the beef flavour would make her hate it less.

Iโ€™ve ordered the micro head cat toothbrush thatโ€™s smaller than the baby toothbrush and as an anti-theft measure am going to pick the parcel up from a local pharmacy.

Iโ€™m annoyed with myself for not getting on this sooner but got conflicting info from vets. Ages ago one vet said toothbrushing wasnโ€™t a high priority and wasnโ€™t likely to be tolerated - now other vets are saying it needs to be done and frequently.

I also got an inspection letter so Iโ€™ll have to sort a time for that and at least drag myself through a quick tidy and sweep of this tip. They always know when itโ€™s a bad time donโ€™t they?

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