Sigh... Have my vote
this post was submitted on 27 Apr 2025
283 points (99.3% liked)
Dad Jokes
18912 readers
8 users here now
Description
This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.
Rules
- Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
- Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
- Follow Lemmy.World Code of Conduct
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Tangentially related. If you have two legs, you have slightly more than the average number of legs people have.
In other words, most people have an above-average number of legs.
🤯
Also, the average human has less than one testicle
I think I have one that's continually headbutting my spine.
Having seen a giraffe use its neck as a whip, yeah, it would make some sense on the surface. Pretty flexible and strong, as if their massive kicks weren't already enough of a deterrent.
Still, neatto. A joke my wife would definitely glare at.
Except Gary "Giraffe Neck" Maher who has twenty giraffes in his neck and only 2 vertebrae.
You know we don't count Gary. Not after last time.
I wasn't there. Can you retell the story?
Sorry, I can't retell it. Not after last time.
On average, humans have less than two feet
Edit: oh so I just barged in here and said the basically same thing the other guy said. Sorry