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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 179 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Absolutely unhinged. Nobody would have believed this “tweet” even 1 year ago, and now this is the new normal

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

1 year ago? How about 5 years ago?

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

Honestly, even then. 45 was always unhinged but 47 has really lowered the bar more than was ever thought possible.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I mean if he was unhinged but was making your lifes better I would understand but the guy doesn't even care and it's making your lifes worst. I'm I crazy to think that american are crazy to vote for him, or is he making your lifes better in any way?

Not a critic, just really want to understand

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He is making the lives of women and minorities worse; that's what Republicans voted for

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

TRUMP is the GREATEST GODKING EVER because he will FINALLY GET RID OF the d*mn WOKEDEIDRAGILLEGALSQUEENIMMIGRANTS that sleepy joeBUSSED into our great country🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 GOD BLESS AMERICA AMEN

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[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 130 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's like he's campaigning for the liberals. Almost no one in Canada wants to hear this and I bet they will vote against whatever they see as aligned with this.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 60 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This stuff is first and foremost meant for the eyes of his supporters

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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 122 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It's like a truck carrying punctuation got into an accident with a train carrying words. This is so hard to read.

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 44 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Can’t give you Reddit gold, so i present Lemmy Juicebox🧃, the highest honor that one can bestow upon a comment or post on Lemmy

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like this way more.

Awwww man! I accidentally squeezed the box while inserting the straw and now it looks like I peed!

Also, I peed.

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[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 88 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I encourage Canadian conservative voters to write in Trump's name on their ballot

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago

LOL some smooth brains no doubt will. Will be counted as spoiled ballots.

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[–] edg@lemmy.world 78 points 1 month ago
[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Elect someone who isn't even running, a very likely outcome

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 62 points 1 month ago

Poilievre alrady said he wants to align more with Trump's America. He'll absolutely sell us out.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 59 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Man, the dumbest thing about this nonsense is repeating that Canada will only be one state. It's already broken into provinces, dickhead, at least make a better offer than two senators.

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[–] Microw@lemm.ee 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Tja@programming.dev 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And America will pay for it!

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 month ago

Fuck you and die, cheeto

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 40 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Hypothetically, if canada becomes a state, would they flip our house of representatives blue? I guess more likely they'll become like puerto rico or guam or something.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Population wise it’s like adding another California

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[–] AtomicPinecone@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago

I guess more likely they’ll become like puerto rico or guam or something.

This is what you need to keep foremost in your mind. There is no conceivable reality in which the US conquers (yes conquers, they can call it annexation all they want but at the end of the day Trump wants a conquest to his name) Canada and gives any semblance of voting or personal rights to Canadians. Hell, even if Canada was somehow persuaded into voluntarily joining the US, this regime would never, ever honour any kind of arrangement that gave Canadians a fair deal. They are fascist bullies, as close to actual evil as we've seen in North America in a very long time, and they have no interest in any sort of fair bargain.

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[–] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He sounds exactly how Kanye would ramble and its fucking scary <~<;

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Astonishing it's not satire

[–] db2@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm still trying to figure out how everything in the last 15ish years isn't. Why do we have to be in the dumbest timeline.

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[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

America has not been subsidizing Canada. Canada has been subsidizing the US.

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s correct. I want an immediate end to Canada selling discounted oil, gas and hydroelectricity to the US.

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[–] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I like how he wants Canada as one state. Keeping the Provinces split would push the Senate to the left for quite some time.

[–] Sybilvane@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Only if you assume elections will keep happening.

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[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Will. Never. Happen.

Canadians will literally die before living for a milisecond as Americans.

And - this is a declaration of war by the US president. Cause it would take a military invasion to violently turn Canadians into Americans.

[–] Oaksey@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

It has long been the case, that if you confuse a Canadian for an American they are offended, but if you confuse an American for a Canadian they don’t mind.

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[–] nsrxn@scribe.disroot.org 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm unironically in favor of border abolition

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] nsrxn@scribe.disroot.org 13 points 1 month ago (11 children)

right. smash Canada and the USA. no borders, no nations.

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[–] SirMaple__@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 month ago
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is he that dumb or does he just want the other guy to win? I'm pretty sure even he knows that this bullshit is why the other guy now has a chance.

[–] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The guy is ranting about a criminal investigation into why his polling numbers are so low. He's quite literally a demented old man. I think he really isn't rational enough to see that that he is harming the man he wants to win.

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[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"increase your military power for free"... what's the portion of the federal budget that is allocated to defense again ?

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[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is the distraction you’re meant to be paying attention to- watch his other hand, that’s where the damage is going to come from.

[–] uienia@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He doesn't need distractions anymore. He can do as he please, and he knows it. This is just him enjoying himself.

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[–] kubica@fedia.io 20 points 1 month ago

Day 1, deport Canadians.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would not ordinarily recommend Hitler's tactics and strategies as a general rule, but he sure knew how to solve the Hitler problem, at the very end. Donny, maybe look into that.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

Aged like milk…

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Conservatives still claim hes joking about the 51st state of Canada.

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