slaacaa

joined 2 years ago
[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Random skin color check

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

POV: you’re an Eastern-European crossing the German border in your car

POV: you’re an Eastern-European crossing the German border with German plates

(In my personal experience)

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Only if we build similar airports. I understand not everbody is a regular business traveler, but somehow the people in front of me always seem fascinated with the novel concept of flying and airport security, spending 10 minutes emptying the pockets and putting their stuff on the conveyor belt.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It would 100% be the end of the world.

Using any kind nuclear force ends in a global apocalypse. Thousands or scenarios and simulations were run on this topic for the past several decades, and the result is always the same. Whoever start shooting nukes for whatever reason, it doesn’t matter at the end. There is always escalation by other parties, and most of humanity dies.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Empathy is a danger to civilization

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

“Just one more oblast bro. I promise bro just one more oblast and it'll fix everything bro. Bro, just one more oblast. Please just one more, one more oblast and we can fix this whole problem bro, bro cmon just give me one more oblast I promise bro, bro bro please! Just need one more oblast”

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Some people try to buy a personality

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago

just one more slop bro. I promise bro just one more slop and it'll fix everything bro. bro, just one more slop. please just one more, one more slop and we can fix this whole problem bro, bro cmon just give me one more slop i promise bro, bro bro please! just need one more slop

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Delete gym, hit the lawyer, get a facebook

358
American Psychosis (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by slaacaa@lemmy.world to c/fuck_ai@lemmy.world
view more: next ›