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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

If it's not dishwasher-safe, what the hell is it going to do when I pour boiling water into it?

[–] skiguy0123@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My wife got herself a mug for Christmas and asked if I liked it. I said, "as long as it's dishwasher safe I love it." Wife checks bottom: "Dammit it's not." Me: "Is it at least microwave safe?" Wife: "no..."

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

My wife loves to buy things that are either not dishwasher safe, or too big to fit in the dishwasher. Then she leaves them in the sink dirty and never washes them. Then those items magically disappear when I inevitably get pissed about the oversized water jug in the sink and throw it out. She will then buy the exact same thing a few months later. I have told her countless times that if she's going to buy things that aren't compatible with the dishwasher, I'm not washing them for her, but she continues to buy them.

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Well sounds like you're that guy from the meme feeding rescue cats to coyotes, so she'll keep doing it.

Either you leave them in the sink until they develop their own new biome, or instead of throwing them out, put them on her bedstand. Or her socks drawer. Wherever they are out of your way and in her way. Some people listen, some people need to be shown.

Or even better you save and hide a few of them and when you have a big enough army of minions you place them all over the place. In her way of course.

Why yes my marriage is going great, why do you ask? 😁

[–] theoretiker@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 11 hours ago

Some ceramics heat up in the microwave. You have experienced this probably, whenever the bowl is searing hot but the food cold. That's when a thing is not microwave safe.

When it's microwave safe it won't absorb the waves and won't heat up.

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

how? HOW CAN A MUG NOT BE MICROWAVE SAFE? please tell it isnt cheap plastic

[–] skiguy0123@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It has some metallic paint

[–] Baylahoo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Haha I learned this the hard. Was a pretty cool light show until I stopped the microwave though

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 hours ago

put a grape on the microwave, it is also very cool looking

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 11 hours ago

hotn take: raw stainless steel looks better than painted stainless steel

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

Why does everyone like giant, awkwardly shaped, gawdy, hand wash only in lukewarm water, non-microwave, non-dishwasher safe mugs that start peeling after 3 months? Is your talking pikachu mug with a speaker and light up tail really worth all that effort when it winds up in the back of the top shelf of the cupboard and you go back to white ceramic after 3 weeks? How many Looney Tunes mugs from Six Flags can one person reasonably store in their home before exceeding the legal limit for dissolved lead concentration?

Why would we invent a machine that cleans the dishes just to invent dishes that the machine cannot clean? What are we DOING with our LIVES??

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

talking pikachu mug with a speaker and light up tail

does this exist?

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 4 hours ago

In the microwave, it really gets into character.

[–] python@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

The starbucks in my area used to sell the mugs that they also used in-store. They were gigantic (like 700ml?), completely white ceramic with a very subtle logo and only cost 10€ each. They're also extremely dishwasher proof because they were made to be washed like a dozen times a day. After like 6 or 7 years of use (we got them pre-covid), they still look like new and I regret only buying 2 of them at the time.

Ironically, I haven't actually ever bought a drink at starbucks. I only bought the mugs because I saw them while picking up a Too Good To Go order there one time

[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 17 hours ago

That Remy mug is:

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

and only cost 10€ each

"Only"

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Yeah but they're massive and good quality

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've made that mistake a couple times. I've just washed the mug in the dishwasher until all the prints peeled off and it became a normal mug.

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

Fuck it

unprints printed mug

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Some people try to buy a personality

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

The big dishwasher-unsafe novelty mugs are good for keeping on your desk to hold pens or mints or something.

[–] treesapx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Somebody wants to drink their coffee out of Marvin The Martian and this poster is committed to not let anyone enjoy such a thing.

[–] seathru@quokk.au 88 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sounds like my laundry gauntlet. "I don't care what your tag says. You're going in a hot wash with everything else or you're going in the trash."

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 56 points 1 day ago (9 children)

why hot wash?

I wash everything cold, and generally all together

[–] seathru@quokk.au 45 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I often work in hot, oily, dusty environments. So if I don't wash in hot, the smell and stains aren't coming out. And I can't be arsed to separate it.

[–] qwertilliopasd@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Stains and chemical smells are their own thing, but a 1/4 cup of white vinegar in the pre wash takes care of any biologic smells my clothes get.

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[–] REDACTED 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Kills bacteria. This is especially important for dishwashing gloves or sponges. It also simply cleans more efficiently and dissolves many stains effortlessly.

[–] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 11 points 1 day ago

I've only had color bleed on its first wash, after that the tags are more like guidelines.

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gotta leave your comfort zone to grow.

[–] Zomg@piefed.world 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Idk why any mug can't be made dishwasher safe at this point.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 1 points 17 hours ago

I have two starwars mugs with all the light sabers from differentcharacters around it, so when the hot water goes in they light up. It's great.

I only have two because my wife got one and I put it through the dishwasher and ruined it. So I bought two more

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 10 points 1 day ago

I have some hand made mugs and the bottom of them are raw(?) undglazed(?) which is pretty bad for them. I still do it, and so far they are still alive

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[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When I see not dishwasher/microwave safe I assume it is because the plastic becomes harmful and fuck that noise

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Generally speaking, we should not be eating hot food from plastic containers. I certainly don't.

Ideally, we wouldn't use plastic containers for food at all, but that ship sailed 60 years ago. Also, even if you are able to avoid buying food in plastic containers, the machines used to process the food, even just to transport fresh vegetables along a conveyor line, shed plastic from gears and bushings, etc. But, that's micro plastic, not the chemicals that leech from the plastic much more readily when it's heated.

Here's a study about micro plastic in olive oil. TL;DR: there's no difference in the amount of micro plastic in olive oil between oil sold in glass containers compared to oil sold in plastic containers.

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Kitchen knifes are also infamously not dishwasher safe. Mine's got wooden handles but they were slightly worn from not drying them immediately when handwashing. Ever since I got a dishwasher I chugged them in there and they have survived without any more damage.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Generally the reason not to put knives in the dishwasher is because the mild abrasives used in some detergents, and more importantly the agitation which bonks them around, can dull the edge (and damage the coating on the racks that prevents your dishwasher from rusting, if you have one that isn't full plastic) (also not promptly drying the knife will lead to rusting if you have carbon steel instead of cres knives).

[–] Gathorall@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Which means some can be pretty well cleaned in a top utensil rack which are made of plastic and the knife can be placed to rest on the dull side. Abrasives you should avoid, though the rack has light touch anyway. And handle should be plastic.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Are there nonabrasive dishwasher detergents?

[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I hand wash it, which takes like 30 seconds. If I put it in the dish washer it takes up viable space and sits there for a few days.

[–] TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Surely you can say this about practically everything you put in a dishwasher.

Dishwashers aren't really meant to be quick. They're meant to be efficient and set/forget.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 21 points 1 day ago

mug destroys dish washer

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 19 points 1 day ago

Meanwhile the dishwasher trembles in fear

[–] Talaraine@fedia.io 16 points 1 day ago

TBF I scoffed at this for years. Then I put a collectible mug that wasn't made anymore in there and bye bye handle. Sadface. It's stupid that we can't make coffee mugs that can handle this. What is this, the 19th century?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

My daily driver is a basic white, glazed mug I've had for nearly 30 years. I probably got it at Goodwill for 25 cents. It has no clever saying on it, because I'd get tired of that in a week.

(No, it's not leeching lead into my coffee.)

Hello, I am in this post & I don't like it.

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