this post was submitted on 05 May 2025
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[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 59 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Low effort Ai slop and religious nonsense. Block

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 40 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

sir this is well done shit post.

[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

it's always okay to use AI to shitpost

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ma’am, Ai and Religious apologists can go fuck off.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You don't have to believe in it for the joke to be funny. Don't see the issue with the religion part tbqh

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (20 children)

Jesus wasn’t white. So it failed to get the basic details of the concept right. It’s not funny and only adds more derivative crap onto the Ai slop pile.

[–] shoo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty fucked up for you to assume that random white guy is Jesus. This could just be Marty and Doc eating street fish and day drinking with a local

[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Oh, it got the concept very right. Most people want a white Jesus. And by "most", I mean those with access to AI.

Why sould felings care for such tiny details as facts and historical accuracy?

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[–] Tenthrow@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

It’s white Jesus, so they accidentally travelled to present-day Las Vegas.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

Weird middle-aged Marty and white Jesus. Good concept, poor execution.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 14 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 7 points 2 weeks ago

Because Ai doesn't know better.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

^ the most unbelievable part of the picture

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

He's our savior. Have you never heard of the "white savior"? That's him.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

The hate for a shitpost is crazy 😂

[–] termaxima@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I don’t care about Jesus being white as much as I care about him not being a baby. The fishes and loaves is a baby Jesus thing, not a beardy Jesus thing !

[–] frezik@midwest.social 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not sure if you're serious. Splitting the loaves and fishes was an adult Jesus story. There's not a lot about Jesus' childhood in the canonical gospels, and the non canonical ones are a bit wild.

[–] termaxima@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Okay then I guess I was taught wrong 😅 always heard it told as right after his birth !?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

Now, stretching a wooden plank cuz he fucked up the cut, that's a real story from baby face Jesus. That or he was probably telling someone how stretching wood would happen before that someone got into heaven or something awful like that.

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Prove it ..prove literally any of it

[–] termaxima@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago

Prove what ? An allegory ? Prove any of the 12 ordeals of Heracles, then.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

people caring about jesus skin color it is so funny, because if you are mad about that it does mean that you think he actually existed

[–] Lembot_0002@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, you need some magic time-travel machine to see some other magic. That is how it is.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

n-now.. now... turn around...

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

fuck your AI bullshit. you're burning fossil fuels to make garbage no one wants. move on

[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

it's a good thing that social media and video games consume no electricity at all, otherwise a lot of people would have to either stop saying this or just admit to open hypocrisy

[–] Rin@lemm.ee 0 points 2 weeks ago

Weird cope but ok

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hate AI about as much as you do, but this pic is scratching an itch I've had for forty-ish years.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Most hilarious part of this meme is the people losing their minds in the comments. “Jesus wasn’t white, he was black! But he didn’t exist, stop with the religious nonsense!”

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Warm vest for a hot location

[–] chainysawrs@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Nathan Fillion?

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 1 points 2 weeks ago
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