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docker compose illustrated (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world 62 points 1 month ago (2 children)

All those backdoors

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

[–] asqapro@reddthat.com 9 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Source: Shico Rico Douga (NSFW site) by Deadnoodles

[–] Traister101@lemmy.today 3 points 4 weeks ago

I can't judge but wow. Impressive

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

That's why they call us backend developers!

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Turtrucken

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

Truvancar

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

they're one layer away from the bicycle

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Honda Minimoto

[–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 weeks ago

Where did you get a picture of my docker containers running on my LXC containers on proxmox?

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only on Windows and Mac, right? On Linux it's just two layers, yeah?

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It depends. At $dayjob I deploy compose on Linux VMs.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, lol, well, I guess I mean 2 + N where N is the number of layers Linux is already on

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 4 weeks ago

The x86 CPU will be 2 additional layers

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Yo dawg²

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

I dunno, most of my experience from Docker comes from docker compose, and it's "put this thing in a file and edit it and then run docker compose up -d".

So if anything, it's best illustrated with the old meme of a dog typing on a computer going "I have no idea what I'm doing".

[–] epitaque@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

How did they get the car in the van? I guess they drove it in, then crawled out the back while it was being transported? Probably wouldn’t be wise to sit in it because of carbon dioxide buildup?

[–] moomoomoo309@programming.dev 1 points 4 weeks ago

Or a wireless winch, if I were to hazard a guess.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 2 points 4 weeks ago

And the database layer is a separate truck sorta welded onto the outer truck with varying degrees of weld quality.