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[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 153 points 1 week ago (6 children)

why does this image have built-in spit droplets

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My dumb ass just went and tried to clean my screen before I read your comment

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago

Did you put it into screen cleaning mode first?

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[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago

It has been saved, reposted and saved so many times that there is data loss making fuzzy artifacts in the picture.

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 week ago

This was incredibly confusing for me because I washed my hands after opening this post. I picked up my phone, and I read your top comment before reading the post, and then I looked at my screen and I actually had water on my screen. I was like, "Damn that is some realistic looking water!" Then I wiped it on my shirt and it disappeared and I got really confused lol

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Shower thoughts, clearly it needs water.

Image so old it got moldy

[–] Oisteink@feddit.nl 7 points 1 week ago

It’s semen

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 69 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Just open up notepad, start cleaning, and then use the resulting document as a word finder puzzle. Hell, if you're really lucky you might write the next best selling novel.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wouldn't recommend this. I mean, it was publishable, sure. But there were tons of spelling errors.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 1 week ago

Bah! That's what editors are for!

They told me it was already published by Shakespeare.

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[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Some keyboards have a lock button and most can be unplugged

[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mostly only an issue for laptops.

Side note: whoever decided that pressing any key on the keyboard should turn on the computer should be shot. Fuck you Apple for bringing that back.

[–] Septimaeus 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not sure how long I’ve had this tool but several years at least. Nothing fancy, just toggles keyboard input temporarily so you can clean. Works for power key.

https://folivora.ai/keyboardcleantool

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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think there used to be a program for windows to lock the keyboard, too. Themed around protecting from cats walking across it, if anyone wants to look.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You're supposed to clean your keyboard?

I bought one with lights and it's a glorious display case for my collection of dead skin, crumbs and stray pubes.

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How are your pubes getting near your k--

wait, no I don't want the answer to that question.

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[–] kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)
  1. Unplug keyboard or turn off bluetooth.
  2. Clean keyboard.
[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

ok but get this: I have a laptop

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Unplug the laptop. Clean keyboard.

Or rip it out and clean it.

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[–] tiramichu@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Unplugging the keyboard requires getting down on my hands and knees, groping around to find a plug I can't visually see, and probably dislocating my shoulder in the process.

And then even more luck required to get the plug I can't see back IN, trying the USB every single way blind by feel only, and neither way wants to accept it's the right one.

It's an absolute last resort.

[–] dragonlobster@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

My keyboard has a detachable cable so you can just unplug it from the keyboard

[–] tiramichu@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm happy for you

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[–] MistressRemilia@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 1 week ago

Thank you, meme, for making me take 20 seconds to clean my phone screen then wonder why it wouldn't clean.

[–] Dillenger69@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't clean my keyboard. I just add chia seeds and a little water. Chia keyboard ftw.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] moody@lemmings.world 9 points 1 week ago

K-K-K-Keyboard!

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just lock the screen. The worst that'll happen is a failed login or switching the keyboard layout or something.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Windows-L is the hotkey (in Windows at least), for those who maybe didn't know.

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[–] 0101100101@programming.dev 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Esterline make specialised keyboards that are specifically for sterile environments which have this feature. You press a button, the keys are ignored and you can wipe the keyboard down.

https://www.advancedinput.com/medigenic

[–] martinb@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 week ago

Sounds like a mouthwash company

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unplug it or turn it off if it's wireless. Not that hard.

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 1 week ago

It's what happens when you trip over the lamp's power cord, except for a keyboard.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

My god, unplug the USB or just turn off the keyboard. Simple.

[–] serenissi@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I just open a vt and clean. Typing gibberish on login prompt is fine and f keys don't work.

I usually open vim.

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[–] Fabian@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

You could also just unplug the keyboard

[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Almost all DEs have a lock screen...

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Everyone has a reason here why this isn't necessary, but frankly it's just not a dumb idea and especially relevant for shared workplace workstations. I'd rather have a disable for cleaning button than a windows button.

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[–] Shawdow194@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago

They should add an MP3 player style "Hold switch" on all keyboards

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