Imagine being 40 and still paying off your dead cats student loans
this post was submitted on 12 May 2025
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Grim, but relatable.
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Was this an expedited degree? The cat is only a year and a half old. I think this might be fraud.
It only attended lectures, but did no tests or quizzes? Even if it negotiated pass/fail grades on attendance and not exams, the degree should probably have stipulations requiring some number of credits be from letter grades.
At best, this cat was auditing classes. I do not believe it earned this degree and I would not hire it in the field based on it.
I find these statements discriminatory and have decided it's best we make sure they vote this cat to be Governor of Texas.
Cat's overqualified for that position.
It seems the owner is selling fashion on Instagram and training to be a Pilates teacher. Maybe the degree wasn't that expansive.
A cat teaching Pilates? I thought it was an MBA or something, but this no longer sounds believable.
How did that cat even get through admissions?! I smell a bribery scandal.
Maybe an Associate degree?
Gets college degree, remains an unemployed leech.
Unemployed by choice I guess
That cat refused to wear that cap lol
oh that's where all the braincells went
We had a black lab graduate yesterday!
Why you got to bring race into it
Plot twist: the cat did most of the actual work.
It was all in ventinary science and mouse psychology
OMG I hate these fake headlines. The cat can't graduate. She only audited the classes.
No, it's true! The cat's already got recruiters putting job offers in her inbox.
Her inbox is also her outbox, though
What a smart kitten
Unreal Tournament Austin?
"University" of "Texas" (derogatory)
Doctor of Divinity degree
Wait, can you graduate from uni just by turning up? No exams?
Cats have pretty privilege in levels humanity can't reach.
I support this.
Aw what an adorable way to get easy publicity.
Suki will be the least annoying UT Austin grad ever
Imagine applying for a job and having a cat get the job instead of you
Better temperament than me by far I’d wager
That erudite-looking sonofabitch!
Funny if the cat was called Desmond.
Not sure if it's the same across the pond but in the UK a 'Desmond' is the score 2.2
'graduates' is how they wrote it. I hope they honoured a bunch of students for their actual accomplishments.
Wait until his student loans come due