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"Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes"

https://theonion.com/grocery-stores-meat-section-misted-with-fresh-blood-every-few-minutes/

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago

Myoglobin*, FYI.