Son: Dad, could you pass me the milk? Dad: Which one Son: Soy milk Dad: HOLA MILK SOY TU PADRE
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
Rules
- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
- Posts must be original/unique
- Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS
If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.
Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.
And the name Dorito implies the existence of the larger Doro :D
Doro is short for Dorothea
You're just eating baby Doro's. It's like eating veal.
Pop a Poppler in your mouth
No, that'd be Leche. Soy milk is just English milk introducing itself in Spanish
It works better with chorizo
I love it. Didn't know it existed.
Soy Sauce literally translates to "I'm Willow tree"
10/10 dad joke. With all the cheesy friends I have who turned into even cheesier dads, I can't believe this is thr first time hearing this joke lol
Nut milk comes from male cows.
Not unless you introduce your name as Leche de soya which does not mean “I am milk”