this post was submitted on 19 May 2025
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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Person in the mirror with their arm on hip is giving

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I was thinking Hank Hill in a coat

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

That loo ain't right

Edit: wait, What's a more Texas appropriate slang for toilet

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I can't think of any that Hank would say. Probably just toilet lol. Maybe throne?

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

legit knew some artsy upscale types whose main bathroom was done in aquarium wallpaper and when you lifted the lid the lid and seat had shark teeth drawn on them

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 13 points 3 days ago

That is a mimic

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

WTF do you do if it's overflowing or needs a new ballcock? You'd have to pull the whole thing or disassemble it with a hammer.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

i'm hoping the two piece top is a removable lid.

[–] Wazowski@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

nah, bruh. I'll wait to go at the gas station.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 7 points 4 days ago

The hands at the bottom are the fun part. I would totally put my feet on those and squeeze away

[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I thought the cistern had long hair at first.

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Me too! I’m confused - what is it?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Ohhhh… yech! I was looking at it with my phone screen dim - at full strength I see it now, think i was less disturbed when it was hair. Cheers!

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 6 points 3 days ago

Now I can hold hands while shitting <3

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 points 3 days ago

It’s a subliminal reminder to wash your hands