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remembering what your grandkid likes is dementia now?

I had this the other way with my ex. She would say "I always liked X" and then I'd get her an X-related gift and she'd go "um okay, random." Thing is she was supposedly feeding me with hints I never got.

It's kinda fucked up how few people are comprehending this photo. They think it's about fridges full of one thing

I think because I went through a placement agency that was pushier. Or maybe because the SVP that started up the office was more hands on then.

Fuck you're right, I didn't even notice it still has the f'n shell on it

I was more looking at the glitchy nonsensical brush strokes

So wait, you only like truth when it comes with good intentions?

Truth doesn't have intentions, it simply is

Me, I like facts. I don't give a fuck where they come from as long as they're true.

Shit, imagine being like "yeah, it's true she did all this, but I don't care because the guy that told me was skeezy"

If you think most people who have kids have that expectation, you're lucky.

What if your kid ends up not growing into anything? Becoming a neckbeard on fortnite and minecraft all day?

What if your kid has three kids before she's 21 and keeps ending up with deadbeat guys and living in seedy apartments and living off SNAP?

I want them to do whatever they find fulfilling

And if they dont?

Think of it more like someone complaining that they lost money on crypto trading.

It's very Billy Crystal SNL "oh I hate when that happens"

thats the one

the very idea of a regular birthday party wasn’t really widespread before the era

Can we go back to that? I hate birthdays.

Wellllllllll

It actually wasn't, but someone claimed it was, and would sue people who used it. Most would settle and agree not to use it. This is also why most chain restaurants had their own alternative birthday songs.

It was only that in 2016 somebody actually said to them "prove it" and took them to court, which found their copyright claim to be without merit.

Incidentally, there is no penalty for this.

Sadly, there isn't a law against it.

Edit: But I'm sure it's one of the very important things that the Democratic Party is totally gonna do someday like they always do whenever they have a majority in congress and/or presidency. Just you wait