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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 72 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Mistake"

“They do their job and I support whatever they are doing,” Monteiro said. “I voted for Trump and there are a lot of bad people in this country that don’t deserve to be here.”

"I voted for face-eating leopards, and I'm happy that they have eaten my face."

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

What's it called when cognitive dissonance in favour of your aggressor trumps self preservation?

Stockholm syndrome seems like a diet version of whatever the fuck this is

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago
[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Haven't they detained a few hundred darker-skinned Trump voters these past few months? This is repetitive news.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 1 month ago

This one is different because he understands that sometimes a leopard eats the wrong face, and that's okay so long as they continue eating faces.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Those ones don't count, they already voted.

[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 28 points 1 month ago

Nuanced view my ass, he was taking a client to court and got detained, does he not see a problem with this? How does picking up randos outside the court not fuck with due process? I hope they pick him up again every tine he goes to court until he puts that together.

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"I'm ok having my face eaten by leopards because I'm afraid to admit I was wrong".

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Besides, teh Poorz and Brown Peepulz are getting their faces eaten also too!

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

I'm not sure 'shocking' is the right word here.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 10 points 1 month ago
[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

At The Leopard BBQ:

"Damn Steve, this is delicious face! What did you do?"

"Well, you have to start with prime MAGA face. Fat is flavor!"