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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago

Sinners was so fucking good

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 39 minutes ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure the magic preventing a vampire from entering without permission would not be overcome so easily.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 minutes ago

Its not magic if its real.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Doesn't matter if you let them in. Nothing stopping them from setting your house on fire and making you come out.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 38 minutes ago

Vampires stopped existing when a wild hermit man once declared that the entire outside was their home.

[–] match@pawb.social 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

"A Beatles song, XXXterday."

Yes No

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Three characters you say.

No!terday

[–] owl 13 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

me: coast?
vampire: Mhm -_- How would you pronouce the first three letters of "yesterday" ^may^ ^i^ ^come^ ^in?^

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 minutes ago

Well the first letter is pronounced like the word why. The next one, is like the second name of rapper easy e. Now that third letter, thats a real fun pronunciation. How familiar are you with the 18th president of the USA?

[–] VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

How does the lore work? Does the vampire need to hear the right thing or does the person need to mean the right thing?

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago

The whole thing is vampire propaganda to make the general population feel more safe

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 10 points 3 hours ago

If I were making the rules, intent would be what mattered.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 62 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Off topic, but it paints a grisly picture of humanity that all vampires have higher standards for consent than many humans.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

A "standard" implies it's a societal norm they're participating in, rather than a supernatural compulsion they're restricted by.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 41 minutes ago

That's a good point. Perhaps they're instead restricted by a social code of honor and limited empathy. Like they could come in against your will, but most won't because it's a shameful violation of vampire ethics, and they would feel bad about it.

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 33 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

Seriously.

One vampire Dev pops "by clicking agree, you consent to vampires entering your home." Into line 57842368 of the Instagram/FB TOS and suddenly it's a feeding frenzy....

...How does one sell a script to Black Mirror?

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Plus, there’s a (kind of) precedent. All you’d have to do is plan it for April fool’s day.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Dystopian technofeudalist vampire is now one of my favorite new tropes. Thank you.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Peter Thiel has never felt so appreciated..

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 51 minutes ago

He's why I have a crucifix-shaped wifi jammer nailed to my headboard.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm beginning to realise that even stones may have higher standards for consent than most humans.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

For the sake of us all, I hope you're wrong, but history being what it has been, I'm having trouble coming up with a counterargument.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

If vampires are sticking to a code of ethics and honour to enter your house than this wouldn't work

You are answering a question with an answer .... not making a verbal contract

You are making a statement ... not giving permission

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

haha! yeah!

like who doesn't know what a sure is ᵐᵃʸ ᴵ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᶦⁿ?

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 hours ago

Are you a cop? Because I don't answer questions without legal representation....

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

/c/wellthatsucks